how do you go poop?

Question

i have trouble getting in the position it takes me to go number two, any suggestions?

Answer 1

that is a weird question.

Answer 2

I reccomend lying down on your belly naked in a field, with candles surrounding you. This procedure is done at night. Then you should repeat the phrase "I'm a stupid ****" 3 times, and the poo should come right out

Answer 3

climb a tree and use the monkey style poop, it works

Answer 4

tilt your head to the side as far as it goes...then jump up and down really fast....it should come out of your ear if you do it just right and all the crap out of your head will finally allow you to think properly.

Answer 5

interesting question,we will look in to it using a scientific approch.
First off in order for you to go poop, you need your degestive system in good working order. Poop will store itself inside the larg colon ready to be pushed out through your anal rectum (aka-*** hole). Luckaly for most humans this process is all automatic, hence we all heard people shrewdly say: "nature calls...i gotta go!".

Now, the equipment to use is a toilet bowl and the person that needs to shiit, must first position himself/herself over the bowl and sits on top of the bowl ( with pants and underwear off -of course.) The process of taking a dump depends on type of waste being pasted out of the a$$hole. For instance, it (the stool) can be firm, brown, and not too smelly, this type is the usual stool pushed out of your ******. Moreover, this type of shiit is can be pasted out with the most ease, and hence, the process of taking a shiit is not long( probably moments). However, that process of pushing loose pieces of stool can be painful. An example of this is a piece of shiit doctors like to call "melina". Melina stool is : hard( almost like clay), dark( not brown,but more like black), greesy and slimy, and very smelly (like rotten eggs/a dead mouse). This problematic shiit is a challenge to push out of you larg colon, often causing bleeding of your recum. Unfortuanly for the person reliving himself/herself could experience bloody shiit.

Now, when all poop is pushed out of the anal rectum to the satisfation of the shitter. She/ He can now begin the process of using paper to wip off shiit still present on the exterior of the rectum. I like to use "toilet paper" becauese of its abundance in society. However, in some cultures there is no toilet paper, so they simply use their hands/fingers to wip off the excess stole dripping off their asshole, this is followed by a quick washing of the hands. In these types of culturs, it is an insult for someone to extend their hand (id. shake hands) with another person.

Answer 6

do it standing up, then -- going is a natural occurence, so your body will go however you want to position yourself

Answer 7

what does that have to do with the world cup? still random even if it wasnt in this category.

Answer 8

all i hav 2 say is

CREEPY

and u need serious help (mentally)
im serious im not jokin
btw wat dus dis hav 2 do wit da fifa world cup?

Answer 9

:S :S :S :S :S :S You are realllyyyyyyyyyyy weird... :S :S:S:S :S

Answer 10

where is dark_nadz31?