You are a toddler. Are you be more likely to crawl toward a mean business man with a cigar or a liberal hippy?

Answer 1

Infants have a keen judge of character and would crawl toward the open-minded, inclusive, and loving liberal. As far as the infant is concerned the repugnant NEOCON might as well be Oscar the Grouch.

Answer 2

Well, considering that I know business men who are not mean and liberal hippies who are, I would say that the toddler would crawl towards the man who could provide him food, a good education, and than teach the child how to become a successful business man creating jobs that the hippy can not do because he is soo drug out living in a fantasy world.

Answer 3

The liberal hippy is probably angry, possibly violent, screaming, and protesting something. I would find this upsetting and instinctively crawl toward the business man.

Answer 4

A Liberal hippy.

Answer 5

a nice business man without a cigar

Answer 6

A. I'm not a toddler.

B. I can walk, thank you.

C. Arithmetically average (Mean) businessmen don't smoke cigars.

D. Liberal's hips are no more prominent than Conservatives.

E. I'd choose Diana Rigg as my destination.

Answer 7

Well lets see--- the mean business man has no use for you until you are old enough to work!!!! The Liberal worries about you all the time I think----------- I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!

Answer 8

Neither, my mother told me not to talk to strangers.