Where is the most uncomfortable place you ever had to relieve your self?

Question

For me it was at a football game tailgate where they pulled up a some blankets around me and I had to squat> I peed on my legs some! not very fun as the guys had a good laugh at my expence.

Answer 1

driving a humvee through the middle of the Mojave desert at nite wearing full battle rattle and night vision goggles in the middle of an armored convoy trying to piss into a gatorade bottle and not wreck all at once.!!! thats no lie either.

Answer 2

OH MY GOD! For me it was when I left my friends house after band practice. At the time I left I wasnt' feeling anything .. but as I started to walk home "BOOM" I needed to go to the Bathroom. But this is New York and there really aren't that many restrooms available. Either that or no one's gonna let you in. So I thought I'd hang in there and make it. "SHHHEEEEEEESH!" Well, I started realizing that I was further than I thought. I needed to keep walking - If I stopped I was afraid of dropping that load right on the stop. So here I am walking with an electric bass on my back and dying to go to the bathroom when I remembered, I have to walk arcoss this bridge-like area that connects one part of queens to the other. $%#@#!! I willed my way arcoss but the butt muscles weren't holding on. "Just a little more! Just a little more!"
Finally I made it over the bridge but that was it - I knew I had to do something. It was close to midnight and I knew no one was out around so I started to look for ANY place. A tree - behind a car- something. Then was I was just 1 block away from my house I saw it. There was a small space between 2 houses and I wasted no time. I dropped the bass then my pants. Leaned on one wall while in a sitting position and let her rip. What a relief! Now that I was done - I had another problem. NO PAPER! So I gently walked home like I had some serious bow-legs and when I made it to the front door the hot girl that lived across from me was coming in also. @#!@#!
I don't know whether she smelled me but if she did she made no comments about it. A quick "Hello" and I was OUT! Needless to say I tossed both my underwear and pants out that day.

Answer 3

Do you mean to pop a squat? Well I'm a guy, no problem relieving myself at all. But when I worked at the Bonaventure Hotel in Downown Los Angeles. That's the hotel with glass elevators. One of the elevators got stuck with one woman and five men in the elevator. The woman had been drinking at the bar and after waiting for two and a half hours for the fire department to "rescue them", she was no longer able to hold her urine, had the men turn around and peed in the elevator. I can imagine the relief everyone felt when they were freed.

Answer 4

Boy, this is going to take a bit of explaining!!! I had just come out of surgery, neck operation and I was not able to get out of bed. Over the course of the day I drank a lot of water, I mean a lot of water but nothing was coming out. So, its everning now, I had the operation early in the morning, my wife is sitting with me and she brought me a chocoatle malt. Well, bout 7:30pm a nurse comes in and I ask for some more ice water, she brings me a pitcher and looks at my chart on the front of my bed. Her eyes get kind of big and she tells me that I've consumed a lot of fluid and nothing has come out. Well, didn't think much about till she said she needed to check my bladder, she put a little ultra sound devise on it and said I had a full tank. I said well, no big deal I'll just get up and go to the bathroom although I didn't feel like I had to go. She interruppted me and said I wasn't getting up to go anywhere, she was going in after it with a cather, I tried to protest but I could hardly move and next thing I know she is holding my turkey parts shoving a tube down my unit. Uncomfortable! God!!! Well, my wife is sitting in the corner kind of chuckling about my situation, I give her a dirty look and she says, "You always wanted to be with two women at the same time, is it as good for you as it is me". If I could have reached her I think I would have choked her!! Any way, that's my story, and I was allowed out of bed the following morning to relieve myself...

Answer 5

I was a little kid (8 years old) at a nighttime protest my family was attending...it was a candle-light vigil and the local news station was there...I had to go even before my family got to the protest and it was taking a long time...(Did I mention it was like 20 below outside and I was wearing full winter gear?) The pain from holding it was so great that I had to let go while holding a candle for a cameraman who was panning the crowd for a good shot for 10PM news...Anyhow, I saw myself on the news later on that evening, and I thought I looked like a kid who just finished pissing his pants and feeling the urine near freezing around his ankles...Probably still is the most embarrassing moment of all time...

Answer 6

I know how you would feel! I was at camp one time, and the bathroom was packed with a long line of girls waiting to go (there was only one bathroom...it was at the lodge, however there were portipotties in various places), I decided that I could just probably hold it till morning, because I didn't have to go that bad....but I was terribly wrong. It was late and very dark out. I asked my counselor if she'd take me to the bathroom so I could go, but she wasn't particularly thrilled. "Why didn't you go before?"...."I didn't have to go badly then!"...."I'm not going to go, ask someone else or go find a portapotty." I asked around the cabin but no one would go with me to the lodge. I wouldn't blame them, we were little and were afriad of the dark. I also didn't want to go in search of a portapotty by myself. So I sat there and tried to concentrate on something else, didn't work. One of the girls in my cabin begged for the counselor to take me, because she was starting to feel sorry for me (I had begun the "I-GOTTA-PEE" dance. The counselor got annoyed and took me out the back door with a package of kleenex. She stood facing another direction while telling me to pull my pants down and squat. Unfortunately I had to, I really had to pee. After I had gone, we went back inside and the cabin inhabitants went to sleep. When we got back from camp and were given an evaluation form (It was out door ed. A three day camp where you "learn" about the outdoors, shame though, the camp could only supply us with fake animals) I complained through out the entire thing about the counselor and a number of other problems, along with the help from my bunk mates. She got into serious trouble after that.

Answer 7

Ok this is horrible. I was on my way to work and I wasnt feeling very good. I parked the car in the parking garage and stopped dead. I knew I wasnt going to make it since I had to go NOW. I waddled over to the corner of the garage, dropped my pants and stepped out of them, just expelled everything. It was terrible. Cleaned up as best I could and went to work
I hope nobody saw me but that was 20 years ago :)

Answer 8

I stood in a red ants nest whilst relieving myself onece - hilarious for everyone else, but not for me. I dare not fully tell anyone about my most embarrasing moment having a pee though - only to say it involved me being on a large boat, being extremely drunk, and some people having to pull me back over the side whilst still peeing.

Answer 9

at an girl scout camp. The latrines smelt really bad. At night was the most spooky. Us older scouts were out on night hike we had split up. My group had thought the frist group were in the latrine so we decide to spook them by tapping on the outside walls. Well we found they were little Brownies . the ran out of there screaming and crying. that was funny.

Answer 10

Old Cleveland Municipal Stadium. The urinal was like a big long bath tub and about twenty guys could use it at the same time. It smelled terrible and there was piss flying everywhere.