2006-07-08 02:18:54 · 27 answers · asked by John 1 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
God exists alright, it's just that Spurs are rubbish.
But there is hope, Repent and turn to Ashburton Grove
2006-07-08 03:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by antfaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spurs have won the League. Why you think God is a Spurs fan is quite delusional.
2006-07-08 02:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple answer to a simple question
What GOD do you mean (christian, Muslim, jewish, Hindu etc)
Also, if spurs win a match, do you keep praying
If spurs lose a match do you stop praying
if spurs draw a match is it worth praying
If spurs aren't playing...there must be a god
(from a non spurs football fan)
2006-07-10 00:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by carmel_andrews 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even Jesus only had to do 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Except for the odd oasis, we've been out there for 45 years. Keep the faith, we appear to be nearing the edge of the desert at last.
2006-07-11 20:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by rosbif 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because god does not exist and spurs are a crap team
2006-07-08 02:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Luton Town fan so that must certainly make me an Atheist
2006-07-08 02:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because God manages Man United....... halfwit!
2006-07-09 02:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Wing Commander Crumbly-Biscuit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God can only help you to a certain point you have to put some effort in to it.
2006-07-08 02:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps GOD doesn't like your bloody Spurs.
2006-07-13 03:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple - the bible says "If you have any encouragement from being UNITED..."
Afraid He's a Newcastle fan. That's why He painted Zebras like that.
2006-07-08 02:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Firematt26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋