Whats your favorite quote?

Answer 1

"i love to walk in rain because nobody can see me crying"-charlie chaplin

Answer 2

"Democracy is that system of government under which people, having 35,717,342 native-born adults to choose from, including thousands who are handsome and many who are wise, pick out Calvin Coolidge to be the head of state."

HL Mencken

Answer 3

"Ia! Ia! R’lyeh - Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia!
Ia! Mglui naflftagn Dagon e Y’ha-nthlei!"

But seriously I'd have to go with Douglas Adams' quote "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

Answer 4

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti."

Answer 5

Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra. Or Don't mess with the affairs of Dragons as you are crunchy and taste good with catsup's.

Answer 6

This is one of my favorite quotes. Napoleon expressed these thoughts while he was exiled on the rock of St. Helena. There, the conqueror of civilized Europe had time to reflect on the measure of his accomplishments. He called Count Montholon to his side and asked him, "Can you tell me who Jesus Christ was?" The count declined to respond. Napoleon countered:

"Well then, I will tell you. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne and I myself have founded great empires; but upon what did these creations of our genius depend? Upon force. Jesus alone founded His empire upon love, and to this very day millions will die for Him.... I think I understand something of human nature; and I tell you, all these were men, and I am a man: none else is like Him; Jesus Christ was more than man.... I have inspired multitudes with such an enthusiastic devotion that they would have died for me.... but to do this it was necessary that I should be visibly present with the electric influence of my looks, my words, of my voice. When I saw men and spoke to them, I lighted up the flame of self-devotion in their hearts.... Christ alone has succeeded in so raising the mind of man toward the unseen, that it becomes insensible to the barriers of time and space. Across a chasm of eighteen hundred years, Jesus Christ makes a demand which is beyond all others to satisfy; He asks for that which a philosopher may seek in vain at the hands of his friends, or a father of his children, or a bride of her spouse, or a man of his brother. He asks for the human heart; He will have it entirely to Himself. He demands it unconditionally; and forthwith His demand is granted. Wonderful! In defiance of time and space, the soul of man, with all its powers and faculties, becomes an annexation to the empire of Christ. All who sincerely believe in Him, experience that remarkable, supernatural love toward Him. This phenomenon is accountable; it is altogether beyond the scope of man's creative powers. Time, the great destroyer, is powerless to extinguish this sacred flame; time can neither exhaust its strength nor put a limit to its range. This is it, which strikes me most; I have often thought of it. This is which proves to me quite convincingly the Divinity of Jesus Christ."

Answer 7

Never trust a jew, a sleeping dog, a crying women and swearing drunkard.

Answer 8

"By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying."

- Dorothy Parker

Answer 9

Better the gentle rocking of a whore, than the frantic struggle of a virgin !

Answer 10

For somewhat reason?........

The Donald Trump saying, " You're fired!"
I like telling that to my daughter when she's done something wrong.... joking of coarse :)

Answer 11

shut up
eat wax
getchu down
oh and dont leave the one u love for the one u like becuz theyll leave u for the one they like