2006-07-07 19:47:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Q: What does a horny gay guy do when he is all alone?
A: He poops in his hand and starts masturbating!
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2006-07-07 19:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between tiger woods and princess Dianna? tiger woods has a better driver-93x half *** morning show MN Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box.
2006-07-07 19:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
2006-07-09 01:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do stylish frogs wear?
A. Jumpsuits
Q. What does a frog order at McDonald's?
A. French flies and a Diet Croak.
Q. What does a frog order for his kid at McDonald's?
A. A Hoppy Meal.
2006-07-07 19:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by Erica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a boy goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms because his girlfriend told him that they would have sex after having dinner with her parents. so he goes to the pharmacist to get some, he dose and says thanks to him then leaves.
later he goes to his girl friends house and when he gets to table he immediately offers to say grace so he puts his head down for 5 min.........10min.........then 20 min then the girlfriend says "i had no idea how religious you were" then the boy says i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist.
2006-07-07 19:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by zooniga_32 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumbo-hey what will u do if a lion comes in front of u
dodo-i will eat poison and let the lion eat me!
2006-07-07 19:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am up for some.....
2006-07-07 19:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey wats up ???????? ceiling is up !!!!!!! lol ha ha ha !!!
2006-07-07 19:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by vips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋