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I asked my mom that one when i was small, but i forgot what her answer was--- please see if u could refresh my memory.

2006-07-07 18:18:55 · 56 answers · asked by go UCLA bruins! 3 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

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His elves are awfully busy and have subcontracted to China.

2006-07-07 18:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 2 1

The Elves all petitioned Santa about the working conditions at the North Pole. Because it's so cold there, they decided to move the workshop to a warmer climate, so their poor little elven fingers weren't frozen all the time. Santa lives at the North Pole still, but his factory is in China. The home office just wasn't working out...

2006-07-07 20:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because Santa lives in the North Pole does not mean that he is a dummy. His next destination to live North Pole toys is China.....

2006-07-08 10:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Expat Froggy 3 · 0 0

President Bush told Santa to cut cost of presents conserve money for the years to come with the war and all. so santa farmed some work out to china. Marry Christmas

2006-07-07 18:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0 0

Santa downsized Ye Olde Toy Shoppe in the North Pole and decided to go with off-shore outsourcing because it was cheaper.

2006-07-07 18:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer B 5 · 0 0

Perhaps Santa needs help already. Thus, many of the goodies that you spot come from our Chinese friends. Any way, now that we truly and sincerely know who Santa is, thank the ones who are responsible for our well being. They always work hard to make a pleasurable Christmas for us all. Remember this, "If God be for us, who can be against us?" - Romans 8:31. Peace and God Bless.

2006-07-12 17:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by In God We Trust 7 · 0 0

Well its time to tell you the truth. Santa is your mom and dad who dress up as him and put presents under the tree and they say if you don't believe in Santa you don't get any presents that one way they keep kids believing in him. It also says made in china because they buy your presents at the store.

2006-07-08 10:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ya chum which have large reason i am going to describe u... bellow FIRST reason: china is the first best inhabitants usa contained in the international. so there is best unemployment problem is modern. the chiniese human beings will in to artwork flat out and cheap. because of unemployment problem. 2d reason: the money value of china is low then comparing yet another counties. so the chinese usa can export their product in less expensive to everywhere in the international places. this 2 significant reason behind the chiniese awesome. so international huge the multinational businesses starts industries in china( which incorporates united statesA). so the product is more low priced then united statesA.

2016-11-30 20:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Elves is a thinly veiled reference to short Asian people.

Europeans are very good at developing imaginative philosophical constructs and Orientals are very good at efficient structured kinds of operations.

Santa lives at the North Pole, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty of actual toy making you have to turn to a group of people who can produce.

This only goes to show the universality of the Christmas myths.

It takes the whole world to bring us Christmas, including Orientals and their cheap efficient manufacturing processes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2006-07-07 18:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

becuz Santa's American Elves are Lazy.lol and the China Has to finish the Job to make it Cheap and Offical.lol

2006-07-07 18:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by Raphael B 2 · 0 0

Because Santa cannot manage the budget of the elves salary, so he hires chinese workers for the cheap labour and because they work hard for little pay and the chinese workers stamp "Made in China" to show chinese workers made the object.

2006-07-07 18:23:10 · answer #11 · answered by The Raging Monkey 5 · 0 0

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