Jack *to Norrigton* You look bloody awful! What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards have gotten lax
Jack: Well... you smell funny
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Pintel: Ye know you can't read...
Regetti: It's the Bible! You get credit for tryin'!
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Davy Jones: I can't set foot on land for nigh another decade.
Crewman: Then trust us to go in your stead
Davy Jones: I'll trust you to know what you have coming if you fail!
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Jack: It's a jar of dirt
Tia Dalma: Yes
Jack: Will it help me?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it then give it back
Jack: No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
2006-07-08 08:03:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] I'd leave him be... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum
Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good
Jack Sparrow: I know... but it makes me feel better.
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: And with good reason.
Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!
Jack Sparrow: Undead monkey. Top that!
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
2006-07-15 01:40:11
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answered by andiez07 2
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Some of my favorites (that I can remember at the moment):
"A jar of dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes"
"Will the jar of dirt help?"
"If you don't want it give it back."
"No."
"Then it helps."
~Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma
"Why is the rum always gone?" "Oh, that's why."
~Jack Sparrow
"I noticed you have loads of women around here and very few children. Why is that? The little ones more tasty?"
~Jack Sparrow
"What about Jack I can't leave without him!"
"Time to go"
~Will Turner
"You have a touch of destiny about you William Turner."
"You know me?"
"You want to know me?"
"There'll be no knowing here. We've come for help and we're not leaving without it. I thought I knew you?"
~Tia Dalma, Will Turner, and Jack Sparrow
"I have a jar of dirt. I have a jar of dirt!"
~Jack Sparrow
2006-07-11 14:12:49
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answered by Kahne Fan 3
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fav line:
Why is the rum always gone? Oh, that's why...
other great quotes:
Jack *to Norrigton* You look terrible! What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards have gotten slack.
Jack: Well, you smell funny!
where's the monkey? i need somthing to shoot at
p.s. don't chose a best answer until later...im going to see the movie again and come back with more. (:
2006-07-09 01:27:42
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answer #4
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answered by Allie 3
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Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing
Jack Sparrow: Oh I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they go by
2006-07-08 01:12:03
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answered by oohhbother 7
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Haha, yes the scenes with Jack and Tia Dalma.
"Icky Sleeves, we are.
were.
have been.
before.
hmm..."
and then
"There will be no knowing here!
I thought *I* knew you.."
and
"Look, an undead monkey!" *boom*
and the scene with Pintel and Ragetti, LMAO
"If we was any kind of decent, we would remove temptation from their path." XD
great movie!!
2006-07-12 01:45:00
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answer #6
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answered by dandy_punk 2
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Will Turner: "Where's Jack? I can't leave without him!"
Jack Sparrow: (running away from tribe) "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Will Turner: "Time to go!"
Saw the midnight showing... freakin' amazing!
2006-07-08 01:12:59
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answered by ♫Megan☮ 2
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ello' poppett
Quotes: Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me you're troubled
2006-07-15 11:34:21
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answered by gddssdragonfly1 2
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the ending!!!!!!~barboso's line..... dun dun dunn....... lol
also when elizabeth came down from the pearl and will said something to her
i cant remember their lines though...
o after readint the ones after mine...
hide the rum
i cant believe i forgot. i saw that scene in the morning before i saw it like 7 hours later.
~hide the rum
LOL
2006-07-08 01:11:55
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answered by Anonymous
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For you, Elizabeth, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
2006-07-08 08:05:40
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answered by Anonymous
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