2006-07-07 17:49:28 · 15 answers · asked by jessy l 2 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
I am off of tequila.
2006-07-10 05:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by elizabethxoxo 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm drunk from doing a good deed. The normal bartender at the local "Proud Inn," was off sick last night and the owner asked me to be "bouncer," for the pinch bartender, in exchange for a few beers.
At closing time a bunch of rowdy customers didn't want to leave. So I had a shooter out with them. Losers were to leave. They paid for the drinks.
What I can remember are whiskey shooters, a few tequilas, some disgusting liquorice liquors (that turned my tongue black and red) and a bunch of glowing blue cocktails laced with Stroh Rum. The rowdy bunch lost their lunches and left. I staggered home after them. The pub is in walking distance and my dogs led me home. All I needed was a white cane - I was blind drunk.
Every time I have a glass of water I get drunk again. I am not touching any booze - until the next time.
2006-07-08 17:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by df382 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I had a contact high earlier from riding my motorcycle. But I can't say I'm actually drunk right now....
I've got a coworker who's probably drunk right now, on beer; it IS Friday after all....
2006-07-08 01:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Raffy_AdAstra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i was
will be tommorow
off these lil tiny bottles of 99 proof schnapps
and they only cost about a 1.25
cheap way to get drunk :)
2006-07-08 00:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Maria*&*Maritza's Mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not drunk
2006-07-08 05:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by garo_babahekian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not drunk, but I do have a terrible headache.
2006-07-08 00:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by royal_crown78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am drunk of boredom.... I got nothing to do here at work. It is too boring.
2006-07-08 02:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by fmagnaye3680 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not drunk, just tipsy. I has tequilla with cranberry juice.
2006-07-08 01:13:34 · answer #8 · answered by Catfishchic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its me rakesh drunk off vodka and beer cocktail
2006-07-08 00:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by vankayalarakesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was almost drunk but i ran out of the smirnoff ice crap. you know there vodka is cheaper then there malt beverages.
2006-07-08 03:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by daniel_97202 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I'm not drunk
2006-07-08 21:54:23 · answer #11 · answered by patticakes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋