one day i was really happy and i did not feel so good after i ate a whole Pizza and my it friend broke up with me i felt very depressed even though my it friend was in visibel why was it invisible? OH GOD i want to know i pretend to kill my it friend do i have issues? then i get mad and i throw the pizza at the pizza delivery IT and it made me very sad because the pizza did not hit any thing because the PIZZA delivery IT was my IT friend which made me even more depressed. then i killed the next door neighbors skunk and i ate it and then i had a stomach ache and then i remembered the pizza made me depresed so i went and cried in the corner like a democrat that is a EMO freak also knowen as a DUMB A$$ democrat!!!!!!!!!
Why am i depressed?
2006-07-07 16:17:26 · 13 answers · asked by Adam S 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
When I get a pizza, it makes me so excited, that I dance on the roof of my house naked, and scream my head off, like a psycho hillbilly.
YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa
2006-07-08 19:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no. pizza makes me high as a kite but that is probably because i sprinkle it with dope. my dog kitty makes me depressed. one day he was just sitting their wagging his little tale and then he smoked a burrito. i like pie. do you like pie? cheese is pretty good to. why do they call cheesecake cheesecake if it has no cheese in it and it is more like a pie? i want some pop tarts. oh... back to my story about my dog making me depressed. so he was eating on this collossel burrito and i was like "man kitty can i have a bite of that burrito?" and he was like "sure go right ahead" and so i ate the whole burrito and it was good so then he yells at me "you ****** iget why the hell did you eat my burrito?" i was like "i'm sorry i havn't eaten for 10 minutes and i'm not hungary so that is why i ate it" then he called me a monkey. i told him that that was not nice and that he should apologize so he went to Paris got a camera phone and shoved it up my @$$. it really hurt and so i killed him. now i have a new dog his name is wiskers and he is a bunny from Russia. he gave me a billion dollars and now i'm Republican. DAMN THE REPUBLIC....
2006-07-07 23:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by A-Town Soulja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you ate the whole pizza then how did you throw it at the delivery guy YOU dumb ***
2006-07-07 23:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there are a lot of reasons you could be depressed...as for pizza, i dont liek pizza it gives me gas
2006-07-07 23:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Kay-Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i think pizza is good and it makes me happy
2006-07-08 00:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by fashionistaqt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesn't depress me, but its been making me fat!!!!! I don't know why it would do that, maybe did you ever eat pizza with a b/f that you had a terrible breakup with?? maybe that's why.
2006-07-07 23:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by j_elmo28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, pizza makes me horny.
2006-07-07 23:22:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pokerized 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you have shrooms on your pizza? too dumb
2006-07-07 23:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but the ingredients in the crust can sometimes make you tired or give you other emotions!
2006-07-07 23:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get anything you just said....Pizza makes me happy and i dunno why you sad, maybe cuz your it friend broke up wit you.....
2006-07-08 00:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by blondechick101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋