I need some avice from other married guys?

Question

How can I convince my wife to bring me a beer while I'm watching the ball game, and not get into another fight with her?

Every single fricken time I get up to get my own beer, I miss an exciting play and that stupid dog of mine takes a seat in my lazy chair, any advice on what to do?

*advice*......

Answer 1

I'm not a married guy, but instead a married woman. I've got some advice.
I take it that you have asked her nicely to get you a beer and she doesn't want to? Is that safe to assume? Maybe she'll do it if you give her your credit card and tell her to go buy whatever she wants.
Use your TiVo remote to pause the game and then watch it when you come back. You can speed it up during the commerical and it will eventually catch up.
If you don't have TiVo, get it. It's worth it for things just like this.
Or, you can always get a beer during the commercials. Put your dog outside. Maybe keep an ice chest next to your chair during ballgames.
Use your imagination.

Answer 2

This is such a shallow question and I can't believe I'm answering it. I know you requested an answer from a married man, but I'm a married woman and I think the answer to this is so obvious. Rather than missing that great play and more importantly, interrupting your wife, who is probably trying to clean house, do laundry, make your lunch and take care of the baby.....get an igloo cooler, fill it with ice before the game and sit it next to you by the lazy chair yourself!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Teach the dog to go get you a beer....that way your wife will not bothered and the dog cant get your Lazy Boy...

Hey if a dog can make a sandwich then throw it to the cat because the Miracle Whip jar is empty then you should be able to teach Rover to fetch you a beer!

Answer 4

Pay more attention to her and less to the ball game. Make her feel like you care about her and her feelings once in a while. Two things will result: 1)She will be more inclined to do nice things for her if you do some nice things for her, and 2)You may find out you married someone interesting who is really worth spending time with and be generally happier in your marriage and your life. Failing that, grab the whole six-pack before the game starts.

Answer 5

Sorry, Im a woman, but had to answer... Just, before the game, have a cooler stocked with ice and beer and snacks right by your chair. And bring a few doggy treats for your friend!
But then, what will you do for bathroom breaks???Empty cans?

Answer 6

I hate to answer this but, wow, I was dating this guy for six months. He was perfect, absolutely perfect, with the exception of his basketball habits, Yes, habits. When the game came on we could not go out on a date, he did not snuggle on the couch, he just wanted to turn my small apartment into the then stadium. Well, he loved Budweiser, hot dogs drenched with onions, ketchup and mustard, while looking at the game. I would buy him a Six pack, boil hot dogs, chop onions, etc. But when he asked me to set this up on my table I freaked out. He jumped off the couch ,and I became startled ,he grabbed me and kissed me so passionately that I just wanted to melt. Next he gave me a treat that I never had before especially in that capacity. I stopped complaining.

Answer 7

Train the Dog to fetch your beer, lol

Answer 8

Place a beer-filled cooler next to your chair.

Answer 9

This is an easy one. Keep the dog off your chair. And, oh yeah, do those kinds of 'special favors' for her all the time.

Answer 10

Well, thats an interesting and slightly silly question, although your fix would be record the game so even if ya do miss it ya can watch it anyways