What are the best things to say in order to pick up a woman?

Answer 1

Hello, my name is ------. I'd like to clean your house for you.

Answer 2

They always give you the old cliches about "just be yourself" or "just say hi." But that's just too vague to be of any use, I always found. I've said this many times before and I'll say it again. It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
1. Be direct and don't hesitate. If you see a woman and you're interested, go right after her. If you wait, you'll show a lack of confidence which may turn her off. Also, you snooze, you lose.
2. Be honest about being attracted to her. Don't pussyfoot around and just try to be her friend. If that's all you ask for, that's all you'll get. Tell her you're sexually attracted to her (but put it in less mechanical-sounding words than that).
3. Be honest about everything else. Don't pretend to be something you're not. Because even if you succeed in picking her up this way, you'll have to keep pretending. Then, you'll realize that you don't like the life that comes along with being the thing you're pretending to be (if that makes sense).

Try that out and see if that gets you anywhere. Good luck.

Answer 3

There are no pick up lines that would work if the woman is not attracted to you. If she is attracted to you, then you don't want to say something stupid like a pick up line. At a bar, then ask her to dance. At the grocery store, then pick out a food you both seem to like. Most important thing is to make sure that you both look and smell your best before you go out, since bad breath is a sure turn off.

Answer 4

I'm not sure where these came from, but they are related to the movie A Night At The Roxbury... enjoy...

'Wanna be as cool as the Roxbury Guys. Well, here are some pick-up lines to help you out:

Have you been drinking juice? Because you're veryfine.

You must be a switch because baby you turn me on!


Are you hurt? [No, why?] Well, if I had fallen from heaven I would be.

Can I borrow a quarter [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams I want to call your mom and thank her.

Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can you give me directions? [To where?] Your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away.

So do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

I bet you're carrying a rabbit's foot, because you just got lucky.

I think my ying just found its yang.

You look like you've been waiting all your life for a guy like me.

I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.

Let me guess .... Is your middle name - Temptation?

My feet are gettin' cold, cause you're knocking my socks off.

I want to get your plastic surgeon's phone number, cause I'd like to shake his hand.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before - like - in my wildest dreams?

Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "beautimus maximus?"'

Answer 5

Start with something like, "How much do you weigh?" Depending on her answer, you should be able to determine whether or not your back can support her body.

Only after posing this question should you consider picking up a woman.

Answer 6

Start by saying hello. Don't use pick-up lines. Be genuine. Nothing more distasteful than liars. After you say hi, see if she seems responsive and then start with small talk. If she isn't responsive, then just back off. She's not interested. good luck

Answer 7

You cannot have a set conversation- she won't feel special that way. Just talk to her, get to know her, and at least pretend to be interested in what she has to say. Whatever you do, AVOID CHEESY PICK- UP LINES!

Answer 8

Just a nice compliment works, but you have to sound genuine, not phony. If it's a stranger, check her out, see what she's drinking, wearing, or what she seems to be interested in. Something like "Hey, I see you're a Yankee fan, great choice", or "I like that shirt, is that from Old Navy". Just try to pique her interest.

Answer 9

Just be yourself, even if you are a big goob. Just say hi. Girls like honesty and it should start from the beginning. So many guys try to be something that they aren't. Just be yourself. If she doesn't like you for that, then move on to the next one.

Answer 10

tell her the feelings you have for her, don't do a cheesy pickup line. On that topic...I heard a funny pick up line I would like to share:

"How do you like your eggs? Scrabbled or Fertilized?"

Just too funny!

Answer 11

Let her know how hot her friend looks and give her a small complement like you don't really care. It'll drive her nuts that you're not paying attention to her.