What would he do to the people who didn't respond to it?
2006-07-07 12:58:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chuck Norris would not ask a question on Yahoo Answers. He would simply stare at the Yahoo Answers servers until they gave up the information he wanted. If they did not give up the information quickly enough, he would deliver a roundhouse kick to the servers that would travel through the internet and knock the mouse out of the hands of everyone on the net at the same time. The internet would never make the same mistake again.
2006-07-07 13:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris wouldn't ask a question on Yahoo Answers.
Yahoo Answers would be asking Chuck Norris questions.
2006-07-07 13:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by KIRK2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't ask questions, all the answers come from him, with a kick to the head!
2006-07-07 13:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by patrick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris asks: Why have I been given the responsibility of representing the ultimate man?
2006-07-07 13:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by viewable m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would ask, "Who is the baddest mutha****** alive?" and if you answered anything but Chuck Norris (or Chuck Norris' Moms) He would come to your house, Delta-style, and wail on your private parts like he was playing the drum intro from "Eruption" by Van Halen! Then he'd give your cat a treat... cuz cats are cool.
2006-07-07 13:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by joereese69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question would be:
Who would win in a fight between myself (Chuck Norris) and God?
Of course the correct answer would be:
Trick question, Chuck Norris IS God. DUH!
2006-07-07 13:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by broxolm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could ask anything. I mean he is a person like you right? So it could be a question like you would ask like this one.
2006-07-07 13:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by candj82502 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, do ya...punk?
Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry).
Never mind.
2006-07-07 13:02:23 · answer #8 · answered by koolbreeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why am I so F***ING AWESOME?
2006-07-07 13:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by unclewong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be: WHERE HAS MY CAREER GONE?
2006-07-07 14:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by smarin1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋