2 rounds: 1 in the real world and one in the matrix.
2006-07-07 12:41:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
NEO!!! hands down nothing beats those shades . Not even Chuck Norris
2006-07-07 12:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by takirah 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-07-07 19:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by tameih69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude... Chuck Norris.
For info on this go to chucknorrisfacts.com: here's the top 10 chuck norris facts:
#1.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
#2.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
#3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
#4.The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
#5.There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
#6.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
#7.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
#8.Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
#9.Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
#10.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2006-07-07 19:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by bdubld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the real world, chuck norris will planaze neo's a s s left right up down and center, neo may not even walk after that may need crutches. but in the matrix neo could mannerz chuck norris with his lightnin moves!!!!!! ha!!!!
2006-07-07 19:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by 4u2nv® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is old, dude.
He couldn't beat my grandma.
Neo would take him to the cleaners with those Matrix kick **** moves.
2006-07-07 19:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2006-07-07 19:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love Chuck Norris but i believe Neo would kick his rump...lol---ella
2006-07-07 19:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck
PS if you don't chose that guy (for best awnser) with th 10 # Facts about chuck Norris, your crazy !
(funny stuff lol ) Good Job man !!! You own!!
2006-07-08 12:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by cingular11111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would have his **** handed to him...BUT Walker, Texas Ranger would take "The One" and slap him around like a bad acting surfer dude.
2006-07-07 19:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by ralfinader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris. He doesn't sleep, he waits.
2006-07-07 19:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kashi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋