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2006-07-07 11:56:27 · 16 answers · asked by skateboard1232201 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

16 answers

The First Date

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
She says, "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

2006-07-07 12:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would never marry a girl I didn't already have sex with.

What if your sex drives are incompatible? Or she has all sorts of hang-ups and is uncomfortable with it...you're headed for disaster!

You should make sure you both enjoy sex about the same before making such a commitment.

2006-07-17 03:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

did it twenty years before i got married,and have been doing it eight years after and still going strong and never will stop doing it.when i cant get a hard on any more i will get a implant so i can do it somemore,if i am lucky i will die doing it

2006-07-07 19:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, never! At least not till I'm married.

2006-07-07 19:02:29 · answer #4 · answered by Shan 2 · 0 0

I think sex before marriage seems to be the norm now. I believe 99% of people will have sex before marriage. I did.

2006-07-08 00:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope, I'd rather wait until I'm married to my sweetheart!

2006-07-07 19:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by chariot804 4 · 0 0

Already done it, baby. Like a thousand times. Wanna goa few rounds, sweet meat?

2006-07-07 18:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by bojwolb_doog 1 · 0 0

Probably but not anytime soon i would be scared if the condom broke

2006-07-07 19:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by Hugo P. 1 · 0 0

No, I how to wait till marriage..

2006-07-07 18:59:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i did...but i think i should have waited. theres nothing wrong with saving yourself for marriage

2006-07-07 19:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by killerwomo02 2 · 0 0

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