What is your funniest and/or most bizarre work related task you ever had to perform?

Question

I've peeled the bark off trees to build a hut, given a dental to a mountain lion, delivered a baby goat (kid) one week and a human baby the next, cleaned up vulture vomit, and acted as an Ob/Gyn for mice.

rayhanks: vultures have relatively weak beaks and legs compared to other large birds. They also do not eat theor food until they can smell it. Their defense when really annoyed is to puke. Considering it smelled BEFORE they ate it, and is now partially processed, well you can imagine it's a very effective defense!!

Answer 1

I had to test a toilet for Royalty.

I know you are all saying, "How do you do that?"; glad you asked, I will tell you.

You form a lot of men up in a line starting at the toilet and moving away from it. Then someone pours, from a reasonable height, a jug of water into the toilet; everyone, in the line, who can hear it puts up their hand. Then a potato is dropped into the toilet and the process repeated. Where the last man to put up their hand on either test is stood, a rope boundary is put up.
True.

I have others but don't want to bore you.

Answer 2

Sounds like your adventures were more fun than mine-
a man told me over the telephone that he was being screwed without being kissed- so I sent him a few kisses over the phone (it lightened the mood and made the situation better) and then recently I had to witness water damage to some matted framed and numbered prints that a woman was moving.

Answer 3

I had to cut out two hundred little white circles.

And the other thing was probably having to make an announcement in a roomfull of 8000 people. There were bright lights and everyone was looking at me!

Answer 4

In the military - a bunch of us had to assist at an officers funeral. When we tried to leave our minibus got stuck in the mud and we all got covered in mud (in our best uniforms) trying to get it out... people had their smart trousers rolled up, getting spattered by the wheel spin, falling over etc... meanwhile all the mourners are driving past witnessing the whole farce...
Just awful... funny in a painful way... but awful awful!

Answer 5

First: Logically, vulture vomit should not exist. Isn't it sort of an oxymoron?

This isn't job related, but-----

I was pulled over by a cop who apparently had Alzheimers. He knocked on my window, which I rolled down. He asked me, "Do I know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "Because you owe me 20 dollars?"

He pulled me over two more times. I made 60 bucks.

Answer 6

getting up is amazing for me anymore

Answer 7

CPR