It never fails, someone (usually a neighbor) will ask this question EVERY time you bust out your bucket and hose.
The answer I usually blurt out is "20 bucks." But, I'm looking for something funnier to say, and I'm betting most of you are a bit smarter and wittier than me, so what's the best ya got?
2006-07-07 11:31:29 · 12 answers · asked by Jeff 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sure, just as soon as my name is on the title.
2006-07-07 11:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Pichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you will find an answer in this. Or at least a similarity.
9 Things I Hate About Stupid People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a_s_s to search the entire room for the T.V. remote.
Because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a_s_s_e_s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2006-07-07 12:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this extra acceptable: Please do not wash me. i'm engaging in a medical attempt. although, because that I actually have grown up now, I actually have discovered that writing in the airborne dirt and dust on human beings's motor vehicle can harm the paint pastime and it really is not a competent theory. homestead windows are ok...
2016-11-01 09:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if it is a female neighbor you could say; No problem, just as soon as you do that striptease for me.
If it is a male neighbor you could try; Ye buddy as long as you don't forget that tonight is my turn with your wife.
These replies should shut them up.
2006-07-07 11:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by Beauty&Brains 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean the one with four flat tires?
I only wash the ones i drive, give me your keys.
Washing it isnt gonna help, try a paint job.
Im gonna need some special soap to get the blood stains off.
Try those
Get back to me if you need more.
2006-07-07 11:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by snakeman11426 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always just reply "Yeah. Sure. Just Pull Up And Park It.
2006-07-07 11:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by Suzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him "Sure i will, right after i'm done thinking about how stupid you must be if you are going to ask me that question." and if they don't get it then say "No, I am not." really slowly.
2006-07-07 11:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by treehugger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
25 bucks. any more offers
2006-07-07 12:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by giddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow me. Not particularly witty, but probably very effective.
2006-07-07 11:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry, I've only got enough water to do my car"
2006-07-07 11:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by kflaux1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋