what is your best mama joke
2006-07-07 09:24:30 · 11 answers · asked by ~BrIaNnAhAmPtOnLuVsU~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Your mama's so fat- the last time she saw 90210, she was standing on a scale!
2006-07-07 09:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by j_makalani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out-Taste the Rainbow.
My mom actually liked that one.
2006-07-07 16:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by aheikens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This 1 is lame. Some1 told me this: Your mama is so old, she has got an autographed bible. Its stupid, but its the only 1 I know. Does anyone watch the show "YO MAMMA"? That show is HILARIOUS!
2006-07-07 16:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sumara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's this one?
Yo' mama's so po', when you asked her for a Playstation, she took you to a bus stop and said, "Go ahead! Play!"
2006-07-07 16:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by BrendanL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Your mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company
2006-07-07 16:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like big women. So I thought about datin yo moma but after all them lovens I rolled off five times before I hit the bed DAMN YO MOMAS BIG.
2006-07-07 16:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by distroynot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!!! old but still good
2006-07-07 16:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Guyanese Goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so nasty, she had to cut off her tampon cord because the crabs were bungy jumping.
2006-07-07 16:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by ladymystique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so stupid, she called the operator to ask how far it was from LA to Las Vegas. The operator said "just a minute", then yo mamma said "thanks" and hung up.
2006-07-07 16:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by dino38 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat AND ugly that when she went to japan the people started yelling "GODZILLA!!!!! AAAAAHHH"
2006-07-07 16:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋