"Hi. This is the NJ lottery commissioner. You've just won $50 Million, and Ms. Lindsay Lohan will present you with your check. Oh, and by the way, she has no place to stay tonight, so can she stay at your house?"
And then I woke up. Rats.
2006-07-07 09:19:55
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answered by JeffyB 7
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Well luckily I have a few to choose from; but one that's stuck in my mind and heart is when my Dad told me "I will always be here for you, no matter what you need, just call and ask. I'm your Dad and I'll never turn my back on you."
He said that to me the day I moved away.
It might not seem like much, but coming from a Dad I didn't have much of a relationship with growing up, it mean a lot.
Damn it, now I'm getting all teary eyed! I think I'll call him to see how he's doing.
2006-07-07 09:30:03
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answered by Anonymous
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I like when a man tells me I look very nice, rather than a woman, because it just seems to mean more coming from the opposite sex.
Then there's the one that makes me blush; (and no I don't dress whoochie) when a guy can't seem to find words, looks you straight in the eyes after giving you a once over and says, DAM!!
2006-07-07 09:27:13
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answered by moonlitcherri 2
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The best thing someone said to me, "they are interested in hiring you" as you are the best person for this job.
Secondly, I didn't know you were a talented man.
2006-07-07 09:20:49
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answered by iorusanyc 2
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I was once told by a Vietnam Vet, whom I respected very much, that he would have gladly sharred a fox hole with me. It was the best compliment I ever recieved.
2006-07-07 09:19:19
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answered by rahkokwee 5
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A child tell me how beautiful I am. That was the best compliment I have ever received in my life.
2006-07-07 09:17:27
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answered by shy&gental 4
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The nicest compliment I've had concerning my looks was : You have the kindest eyes I've ever seen.
2006-07-07 09:25:13
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answered by jaybird17762001 4
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(Coming from my crush at the time, now my bf) "Really? You did THAT?? You're WAY too nice to do something like that! She deserved it for saying something like that so someone as sweet as you."
I told him of the time this ugly girl called me like 20 names because she didn't like my shoes. I threw a jar of pens at her head and called her a dike.
2006-07-07 09:21:41
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answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6
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Overheard a guy proposing to a girl once, "Will you marry me?"....
Her reply was "UMMM...no...maybe you'll have better luck with my sister"
I just had to start laughing right then and there.
2006-07-07 09:20:08
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answered by Chris, Austin TX 2
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Just a thank you or a job well done from a employer
2006-07-07 09:26:33
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answered by redbirdred 5
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