Who are you kidding? It's spelled - I - D - I - O - T - S. Come on now.... you knew that.
2006-07-07 08:45:25
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answered by Doot 3
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16 ways of a liberal
16. Your political theories sound exactly the same whether you're drunk or sober.
15. You're qualified to judge GWB the worst president in history even though the only other two presidents you can name are "Bill Clinton" and "Abraham Washington."
14. It makes perfect sense to you when you demand a conservative speaker be silenced because you consider him "intolerant."
13. You can openly regard blacks as helpless children unable to care for themselves and it's not considered racism.
12. Personal hygiene - Who needs it?
11. You can keep fantasizing that the Jeff Gannon non-story will finally gain some traction even though everyone with any brains gave up on it in March.
10. You can second guess conservative leaders for hours without having to worry about anyone second guessing liberal leaders. After all, nobody can second guess what doesn't exist.
9. It's easy to make time to go to anti-war protests when you rely on a welfare check instead of a paycheck.
8. When you post idiotic opinion, unsupported conjecture, or paranoid delusions on Yahoo, you just have to type "FACT!!!" at the end and your post magically becomes true.
7. You see no contradiction in hating Bill Gates who became a billionaire by selling a product that people want, and admiring George Soros who became a billionaire by weakening national economies and driving others into poverty.
6. You know deep in your heart of hearts that if the cat gets stuck in a tree, it really *is* the President's responsibility to get it out.
5. In the debate of religion vs. science, you can swear you have complete faith in science even though you never made better than a C- in elementary school science and couldn't even give the boiling point of water if your life depended on it.
4. Your most difficult philosophical question regards exactly what is meant by the word "is."
3. If your wife presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can openly cheat on her and none of your friends will be mad at you, provided you're President of the United States.
2. If a pregnancy presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can flush it and none of your friends will be mad at you.
1. If a girlfriend presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can drown her and none of your friends will be mad at you.
2006-07-07 15:42:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Republican.
2006-07-07 15:40:26
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answered by Pitchow! 7
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Neither it is REDpublican as in Little Red Book.
2006-07-07 15:41:03
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answered by Rocketman 2
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Then I have just as much right to call you a demoncrap or demorat, although clearly you aren't above name-calling yet.
2006-07-07 15:41:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow, someone's a wittle maddy....maybee you neeeed somebody to wuv you and give you a nice big huggyy wuggy....
Name calling will never get you anywhere, and it shows your true colors. Thanks for exposing th true Liberal Party type.
Filled with Hate and loathing. I feel sorry fo you...
2006-07-07 15:49:37
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answered by njay6nine 2
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i guess your a Democrat or should i say demo RAT
2006-07-07 15:42:47
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answered by san_ann68 6
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Repugnican or cockservative same crappy bastards
2006-07-07 15:42:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you see what my name is over here (stupid liberals)?
That's you.
2006-07-07 15:41:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Could you be any more childish?
2006-07-07 15:42:47
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answered by Anonymous
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