2006-07-07 08:22:45 · 29 answers · asked by buffman316 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
16 ways of a liberal
16. Your political theories sound exactly the same whether you're drunk or sober.
15. You're qualified to judge GWB the worst president in history even though the only other two presidents you can name are "Bill Clinton" and "Abraham Washington."
14. It makes perfect sense to you when you demand a conservative speaker be silenced because you consider him "intolerant."
13. You can openly regard blacks as helpless children unable to care for themselves and it's not considered racism.
12. Personal hygiene - Who needs it?
11. You can keep fantasizing that the Jeff Gannon non-story will finally gain some traction even though everyone with any brains gave up on it in March.
10. You can second guess conservative leaders for hours without having to worry about anyone second guessing liberal leaders. After all, nobody can second guess what doesn't exist.
9. It's easy to make time to go to anti-war protests when you rely on a welfare check instead of a paycheck.
8. When you post idiotic opinion, unsupported conjecture, or paranoid delusions on Yahoo, you just have to type "FACT!!!" at the end and your post magically becomes true.
7. You see no contradiction in hating Bill Gates who became a billionaire by selling a product that people want, and admiring George Soros who became a billionaire by weakening national economies and driving others into poverty.
6. You know deep in your heart of hearts that if the cat gets stuck in a tree, it really *is* the President's responsibility to get it out.
5. In the debate of religion vs. science, you can swear you have complete faith in science even though you never made better than a C- in elementary school science and couldn't even give the boiling point of water if your life depended on it.
4. Your most difficult philosophical question regards exactly what is meant by the word "is."
3. If your wife presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can openly cheat on her and none of your friends will be mad at you, provided you're President of the United States.
2. If a pregnancy presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can flush it and none of your friends will be mad at you.
1. If a girlfriend presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can drown her and none of your friends will be mad at you.
2006-07-07 08:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Well I guess miss fru fru told you. LOL
Obviously liberals are mindless and Godless. They are selfish, childish, wads of emotion who when faced with any semblance of a logical argument or even the audacity of someone to question their holy thoughts immediately devolve into name calling.
They are for tolerance, but only of their opinions and beliefs.
They are for free speech unless it is something they don't want to hear.
Mostly they are for abortion, that more than any other thing, because it grants them immunity from the consequences of an immoral lifestyle (or so they think.) Unfettered free sex is what it really all comes down to. And if you have to murder 1,300,000 unborn children a year in the U.S. alone to have it, well so be it. Because nobody has the right to tell them that unfettered free sex is wrong. And if you do then you are just a mean, ignorant, hater, blah blah blah, waah waah waah.
2006-07-07 15:36:24 · answer #2 · answered by bigrob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most liberals don't kill humans through abortion themselves: they just defend the rights of others to have safe abortions. So your question is worded in an inherently false way.
That nitpick aside, as someone whom I assume supports the war, may I humbly suggest that you work on your defense for the war rather than making an ignorant ad hominem attack on everyone who opposes the war? An ad hominem attack is a logical fallacy & usually the act of one who is unable to defend their positions and actions. I hope you can prove me wrong & actually defend this war rather than make knee-jerk attacks at anyone who would question it.
2006-07-07 15:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Dave of the Hill People 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have left the word "dumb" out of the question. Us Republicans really do need to take the high road, so from one Republican to another (I'm assuming) drop the name calling in exchange for respect.
To answer your question, it's the time line according to them. Until the first breath is taken, it's not actually a human being.
2006-07-07 15:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is it that you want an intelligent response to a question that starts out so ignorant?
How is it that dumb Republicans who kill American soldiers and civilians everyday through a senseless war could be against abortion?
2006-07-07 15:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1) yes liberals are dumb, i will agree, though not all, its the moderate dems who r slightly ok
2) what the hell is wrong about giving a person the FREE WILL to do what they want with there life, just becuase u dont like it doesnt meen u have the right to stop it
3) even the pope, (i belive it was john paul2) said a fetus isnt human till it become infused with blood, thats in the 10th week of conseption, and most scientists agree
4) dunno how many time i need to say this but, 6.3 BILLION HUMANS ON EARTH, we can do with out a few every year,
----ya its sad but if that woman doesnt want to she doesnt have to
you could say give it to adoption, but there are to many in the system as it is
and u can say if she didnt have sex she wouldent be in that position, but it all goes down to the fact that none of us have the right to tell other people how to live. i dont like vampires, but poeple live liek they are one
2006-07-07 15:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by darkpheonix262 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is pathetic to think that they say they are for peace...but millions of innocent babies (yes they are BABIES!) are murdered everyday with the most violent acts of abortion.
Oh yea, and there is a MAJOR difference between a child rapist or murderer and an innocent baby!! So don't even start about the death penalty which is about justice against a pathetic criminal of society.
2006-07-07 15:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Or better yet, How could someone be for the death penalty and war, yet be pro-life. Ironic huh? You'll get it as soon as you open a book and turn of the corporate news. Read instead of asking the government why.
2006-07-07 15:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by someDumbAmerican 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I ride the fence with abortion, but a fetus is unborn. Soldiers going to wars have already established lives with family and friends.
2006-07-07 15:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by Belle Noir 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I guess people are just idiots... they claim it "prevents their liberty." Well I guess abortion also prevents the baby's life.
All are supposed to be allowed life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Besides that, the parents should be accountable for their actions and not just blow them off.
2006-07-07 15:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by fudd_son 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋