2006-07-07 08:17:36 · 24 answers · asked by mojo jojo 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
The most creative thing I ever said is that I have anal glaucoma, my boss asked me what the hell is that and I said I can't see my azz coming in today.
2006-07-07 08:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by hateizmybestfriend 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how creative it is but I told my boss that I was having a mental breakdown and if I had to come in one more day then I was going to blow the damn place up. The bad thing about it was that I was for real!!! It was excused too!!!
2006-07-07 15:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by amanda725_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told them I had the Martian Death Flu - that I was releasing bodily fluids from every orifice of my body, but I knew we'd be busy that day so if they wanted I'd go ahead and come in.
They told me to stay home ;)
Since then, I've actually been hit with a kidney stone about 15 minutes before I had to go to work; my boss had to take me to the hospital LOL!
2006-07-07 15:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by tagi_65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I was thinking about asking this question. My excuse, I had to stay with my pregnant cousin because she was having pregnancy complications. It was true, but at the I called in sick, it wasn't. Getting my hair and nails done for prom was very important.
2006-07-07 15:22:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tarabeara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I'm a kid but here's what ya could say:
"Hi, I'm calling in sick for work, whats wrong?,Oh umm.... I fell down the stairs and I'm in the hospital now. I broke my arm and can't come back to work for another month." But In reality your fine and your just going on vacation for a month with your Hubbie.
2006-07-07 15:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 2 hours before my shift begun I called in and said that I notwould be in because I have a headache,. 2hrs. before I'm scheduled to work, as if the headache will last for 2 hrs.
2006-07-07 15:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by smokey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok this wasnt me but a coworker called in and said he was locked in his room, and was trying to figure out how to open the door. He even brought in the door handle like that was goin to prove something...lol dumb a s s he was a crack head..lol
2006-07-10 16:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by b_sav510 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said a relative died and than I searched the Internet newspaper`s until I found a obituary's for someone who had the same last name
2006-07-07 15:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my boss that my tire was flat when I went to get in the car for work. I told them I had to wait until someone got home to take me to fix it, and nobody was going to be home until 6 pm so I wouldn't be able to make it in. It worked!
2006-07-07 15:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just didn't want to go, so i said that i had been throwing up out of both ends and haven't been to sleep yet, but if you still need me i'll come. he said no stay home hurry up and get better.
2006-07-07 15:23:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dawn R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋