ima repuhblikan and i don understan whi librils an demukrats alwas think wi stoopid?

Question

i supoht bush an the wir on terorists, bush nevr lied, he is takin tha fit to tha enemi and becase wer fihtin them in Irak, we dont have ta fiht tham her, we r gonna be safe forever frum terrirists caus bush got rid of sadam, dont peeple seee thaht. Ihm sik uf peple saying the war is bad, dont thay see all the terririss that were in irak that we killed, and wat abuot the nukleir missiles that Bin Lhadin had pointed at Amerka, now hees ded and we dont hav no mor terrirists wit nukleir missiles, I love Bush cause he beleeves in God, dont let librils win cause then weel jus give up the war an pray to allah and start forcin owr women ta wear beekeeper soots, evry 1st of da munth, when ma wuman go to get her welfare chek wit me, i tell them welfar is rong caise it soports blak peeple an mexkans, and i told muh woomans doktor he wus rong fur duin her aborshun, and when i wuz havin sex wit her i tel hur it's rong, Bush is good man, he nevr rong, Republikins ar rill Amerkans

Answer 1

hahaha! this is hysterical.
amazing, only 3 people even questioned if it was a joke.

check out the second guy who answered: "gee man, i thought you were credible until i read this post!" - hilarious.

but what's not so funny is the fact that this post (not the question itself of course, but the details that you provided) pretty much summarizes the republican mentality. minus the spelling...

Answer 2

Not bad, but I'm afraid you were just a little over the top. Some of the spelling was so egregious that it just wasn't quite intelligible. Still, a pretty good effort. You really showed those dumb Republicans like Bush-who, unfortunately, graduate from Harvard AND Yale. Attending those Eastern bastions of liberalism would stupify ANYONE!

Answer 3

I can not speak for democrats but I understand why liberals think you are "stoopid"

Lack of subtlety is most noticeable. Try spelling a few words correctly and not stretching the Bushisms quite so far.

A Best seller list author said, "It is harder to write fiction it has to be believable. "

Answer 4

This guy is actually a trailer-park living, wannabe on Cops, Jerry Springer watching democrat, trying to pose as one of the good guys. It is fairly obviously an attempt a sabotage, too bad he is illiterate like the rest, and we are able too through his tactics.

Answer 5

Okay, you so funeee. I think I get the joke. Yourself excluded, of course, I do not think republicans are "stupid." Just differences of opinion. Now, so-called "moral", holier-than-thou right wing bible- thumping twisted ideology peddling "repbulicans" -- yes, they've got to be either stupid or mean and misberable and, as we all know, misery loves company.

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Yu bettur of thold you wuman wen u wuz havin sex wit her its rong. Ha Ha! How long did it take you to write this? It's really funny.

Answer 7

that is really really offensive... even if you don't agree with republicans that is no reason to call them stupid enough to write something like that. And saying that welfare is wrong because it supports black people and mexicans is racist not political so if you are going to insult people at least make sure its relavent!

Answer 8

If other Republicans spell as bad as you do, people are going to think that, as a whole, Republicans are stupid.

Consult a dictionary. You REALLY need one.

Answer 9

You're undoubtedly perceived as stupid by virtue of the simple fact that you're obviously a witless, transparent troll.

Hope this helps.

Answer 10

See Republicans cant spell. Sorry you guys are just stupider