something original..
2006-07-07 07:43:34 · 38 answers · asked by Guest 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I heard on the radio today, the d.js got this girl to call in and say her head was stuck in a trash can. Her boss believed her and told her she could have the day off. You have to drop the phone into the bottom of the can when you call in so it really sounds like you are in there...*still laughing about it*
2006-07-07 07:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh I need more than that to think of a really good. One... do you have a wife, children, dog, partner... In a pinch I would say that you have a 150 gallon saltwater fish tank. You have a sea apple that died and you have to do a complete water change in your tank before it kills everything. That is an all day project. My roomate has one and had to call off work for that reason. His boss didn't even care if he made it up or not becaus it was so original. Obvioulsy if you don't have a tank, make sure no one at your job knows that. That's the best I can do without knowing more about you.
2006-07-07 07:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mike Hunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you dislike your job so much that you will use any lame excuse to get out of it - you should find another job, fast.
I'm not being critical, I'm speaking of personal experience. At my last job, I would use any little excuse to not go to work just because I hated my job so much. I never realized how much I hated my job because I just figured no one likes their job. Now I have a job I love and even if I have a great excuse not to be here, I will try my best to get here.
Using any excuse to call out of work is just a sign that you hate your job and don't want to be there, therefore you need to find another job.
2006-07-07 07:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have to have a boil lanced. No one ever asks where it is so they won't want to see it. Or tell them you have a really bad rash that is itching and burning, and the doctor told you if it comes back you have to spend the day calling everyone you've slept with in the last six months so they can get on antibiotics. I would tell you to cry cramps, but I don't think your supervisor would buy it.
2006-07-07 07:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by reesecup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Braindead
2006-07-07 07:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by caedmonscall99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood in your stool? Bad case of hemphrocondriactagifungus and if he asks what that is tell him if you told him what it was he would contract the virus and possibly die? Too good for work? Ask your boss why he is calling you and not working himself? or Say No Habla Englishe and hangup on him...Works for me...
2006-07-07 07:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by chosen_one2091 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say one of your relative passed away and you need to attend the funeral, but it is someone that is really already dead. Don't use anyone that is still living because that can haunt you later.
2006-07-07 07:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by mariska 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need an excuse. By law they cannot ask you why.
2006-07-07 07:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to take my dog to obedience school.
Then go to Del Mar Racetrack
2006-07-07 07:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you take a personal day to spend with your kids? If you don't have kids obviously this won't go over so well. haha.
2006-07-07 07:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by collegegrad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋