Top 10 Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."
2006-07-07 07:46:39
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answer #1
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answered by edwin_in_nyc 2
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Yeah, I was a host at Red Lobster. It was a really slow Monday lunch and the restaurant was pretty empty. I had stayed up ALL night because my military unit was boarding their flight to be deployed and another friend and I went to see them off. I went into work and sat down on the benches in the lobby and fell asleep. When I woke up there were two guests waiting to be seated and I guess they were just looking at me while I slept!
2006-07-07 14:54:37
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answer #2
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answered by Charles 5
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Yep. The boss came through whistling. He just said that if I needed anything or anything happens "You know how to get a hold of me. Have a good afternoon." I was kind of stumped and thought to myself I should have been fired. But the reception desk is a glassed in porch. With that summer sun shining in that heat can get to you. I didn't mean to fall asleep. Good thing it was a Saturday and very quiet.
2006-07-07 14:49:04
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answer #3
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answered by deltazeta_mary 5
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I am an intern with one of those confined cubicle spots with lame work that mysteriously appears on my desk every morning...so my co-workers don't even know that I'm here half- the time and at other times they don't really care. It's really freakishly quiet and easy to fall asleep.
2006-07-07 15:02:13
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answer #4
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answered by Stoney 2
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I used to go to the bathroom and take naps. I'd wake after someone else came in, usually 10-15 minutes...
2006-07-07 14:48:26
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answer #5
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answered by Brenda M 1
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I used to get caught all the time at my old job. I did it to get fired. Funny thing is they refused to fire me because I had to train all the newbies. I was the manager. Ha!
2006-07-07 14:48:03
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answer #6
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answered by Beetlejuice 2
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No I haven't - I've nodded - but not fell asleep.
2006-07-07 14:45:28
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answer #7
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answered by Topez 6
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not caught, no - but Yahoo answers is my way to stay awake!
2006-07-07 15:00:24
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answer #8
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answered by Debbie 3
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by coworkers, yes. by the boss, no. but in my defense, i was ill at the time.
2006-07-07 14:45:28
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answer #9
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answered by Lily Iris 7
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lol no but im assuming you have?
2006-07-07 14:45:30
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answer #10
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answered by joephs 2
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