Answer. One has a brain similar to that of early humans and the other likes bananas.
2006-07-07 07:18:55 · 32 answers · asked by merckx72 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
go shave your back...idiot
2006-07-07 07:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is a human. The other is an animal. One eats bananas and the other bakes things by using bananas in a recipe!
2006-07-07 07:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh... I suppose you think that's funny huh?? well read this...
*Warning From Pakistan*
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps. It's getting ugly.
2006-07-07 07:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Scorpio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American votes the same politicians into office every election day. Chimpanzees don't vote.
2006-07-07 07:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! You really know how to open a can of worms...
I only had to read the first 3 answers to know the reaction that you would recieve. Do you not realise that Americans do not like people making them the butt of jokes.
But hey thats fine because they do a perfectly good job of it themselves.
Good joke tho!
2006-07-07 14:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is smart enough to realize the ignorance of the person asking the question, the other would just throw a pile of **** in your face! Go eat a banana and think about it PINHEAD!
2006-07-07 07:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chimpanzee isn't fooled into dying in a war for oil?
2006-07-07 07:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap joke! I am english and I hate it when someone tries to bad mouth americans cos they are just humans like most people so why don't you try being one yourself!
2006-07-07 07:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-07-07 07:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by jsew22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An American is no less human than yourself, so this joke (if you can call it that) can go whatever direction your nationality is as well.
Analysis: That joke kinda blows.
2006-07-07 07:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Boob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chimps tend to accept a leader with above average intelligence.
2006-07-07 07:21:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋