Liberals hate human kind anyway. The culture of death = liberalism.
The true ways of a liberal
16. Your political theories sound exactly the same whether you're drunk or sober.
15. You're qualified to judge GWB the worst president in history even though the only other two presidents you can name are "Bill Clinton" and "Abraham Washington."
14. It makes perfect sense to you when you demand a conservative speaker be silenced because you consider him "intolerant."
13. You can openly regard blacks as helpless children unable to care for themselves and it's not considered racism.
12. Personal hygiene - Who needs it?
11. You can keep fantasizing that the Jeff Gannon non-story will finally gain some traction even though everyone with any brains gave up on it in March.
10. You can second guess conservative leaders for hours without having to worry about anyone second guessing liberal leaders. After all, nobody can second guess what doesn't exist.
9. It's easy to make time to go to anti-war protests when you rely on a welfare check instead of a paycheck.
8. When you post idiotic opinion, unsupported conjecture, or paranoid delusions on Yahoo, you just have to type "FACT!!!" at the end and your post magically becomes true.
7. You see no contradiction in hating Bill Gates who became a billionaire by selling a product that people want, and admiring George Soros who became a billionaire by weakening national economies and driving others into poverty.
6. You know deep in your heart of hearts that if the cat gets stuck in a tree, it really *is* the President's responsibility to get it out.
5. In the debate of religion vs. science, you can swear you have complete faith in science even though you never made better than a C- in elementary school science and couldn't even give the boiling point of water if your life depended on it.
4. Your most difficult philosophical question regards exactly what is meant by the word "is."
3. If your wife presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can openly cheat on her and none of your friends will be mad at you, provided you're President of the United States.
2. If a pregnancy presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can flush it and none of your friends will be mad at you.
1. If a girlfriend presents a threat to your lifestyle, you can drown her and none of your friends will be mad at you.
2006-07-07 07:12:43
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answered by Anonymous
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well to the guy with the list of 20 bs things about conservatives.
If you can name 20 things that a liberal stands for. Not a classic liberal but a serious lib today. You cant do it just look at the last election until you people start to actually stand up and say what you believe your not going to get back into office. Just blaming bush wont do it, remember hes not running again. Yall might want to change your tactics.
To answer the question though.... About to be called a racist but whatever just a "hate monger".... Liberals would love nothing more than to have only rich white people in college becuase then they would have the blacks being oppressed again and then the liberals would blame the republicans. Result blacks only vote for liberals.
Gotta love the liberal propraganda!!!!
2006-07-07 07:27:45
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answered by cmm7029 1
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Probably. Leberal policies never work. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatreds. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
Actually a statement by William J. H. Boetcker known as "The Ten Cannots" (1916), it has often been misattributed to Lincoln since 1942 when a leaflet containing quotes by both men was published.
2006-07-07 07:14:52
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answered by L. K 1
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All I know is Jim W just ****** you up!!!! Wow can you see the huge difference between an educated answer(Jim) and a rant(vote 4). They funniest part is that he brought up C students, while or President could barely muster a C plus average in College, while Bill Clinton was a Rhodes scholar. All Presidents take IQ tests look at Dubyas it's a laugh.
2006-07-07 07:14:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Dude, Liberals are not MAKING black women get abortions. You have no evidence of that whatsoever. Get real. Actually, a rich, white, and prosperous person...sounds to me like a Republican. If we are such enemies (as you so lovingly imply), why would we only want Republicans to be born? Do you even attempt to use logic in your stupid little non-questions?
2006-07-07 07:14:42
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answered by bluejacket8j 4
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1. Rush is a mouthpiece and nothing more. A talk show host. Last I checked he wasn't in charge of any public policy.
2.I agree. The U.S. should get out of the U.N. What good are resolutions if there are no consequences for those who break them.
3. What a great idea let's break your boss's balls but let the pot heads run rampant...
4. You don't like the "one-world" economy? Didn't your boy Clinton draft up NAFTA?
5.It's insane that those who are against the death penalty that targets the scum of society have no problem killing unborn babies...
6. There are some maniacs that lash out at homosexuals, but let's really analyze that situation. Homosexuality is not a race or creed. You're talking about people with a sexual fetish. What rights do they have that I don't, I'm not sure...
7. Any "slashing" of veterans benis and/or combat pay would be demoncrat policy. I don't remember Bush cutting vet benis or combat pay in any of his proposed budgets. Check your facts.
8. Hey Arnold is only Republican for show. His policies are all liberal. I wouldn't claim him as a conservative.
9. Handing out condoms to kids in school is like giving them beer hoping they won't get into harder drugs.... I used to buy condoms @ 16. Why do taxpayers have to pay for some 16 year old's rubbers?
10. Allies like the French & Germans. Hmmm they've always been by our side and have had our best interests at heart. Please....
11. What do you propose we do about the HMO's? Socialize medicine? Why don't you ask Hillary about her plan?
12. I didn't know we were providing health care for Iraqis. According to the left, we only kill women and children over there.
13. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"; Last time I checked it was the left wing and the ACLU that want to remove any and all references of God from any part of society. Atheism is a religion in itself, yet why is it being established as the national religion?
14. If Clintion had done his job instead of getting hummers we'd had BinLaden in 1995 and wouldn't be in this mess to start with.
15. If Bush lied so did Kerry, Gore, Clinton (Bill & Hillary), Schumer, etc. etc. Didn't they all vote and agree with Bush leading into the War?
16. Liberal arm of the Supreme court with the help of the ACLU legislates from the bench. Did you ever go to social studies class? Seperation of Powers. Checks and Balances... Executive Branch, Legislative Branch & Judicial Branch? Seems the supreme court interprets, writes and enforces law these days...
17. I'm not even sure I know what you're talking about here. It probably has something to do with GW's DUI when he was 26 yrs old.
18. John Ashcroft has been out of the picture for at least 3 years, not sure what you're talking about here either.
19. Likewise on this point. You guys were jumping up and down crying foul when Clinton was called on the carpet for his pot smoking. But were all over Bush when there were questions about his past...
20. Cuba's dictator refers to America as an imperialist evil empire and shoots down an american civillian plane flying over international waters. Bill Clinton swapped ICMB plans for campaign contributions with the Chinese and we're now forced to have a relationship with the Chinese. They got Nukes and a means to deliver them, thanks to your boy...
2006-07-07 08:02:26
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answered by jdlopez 1
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Is this what it takes to be a strong Republican?
1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the public at heart.
12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is Solid defense policy.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
2006-07-07 07:12:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Per latest political pundit arrests, conservatives have been found to have a higher incidence of erectile dysfunction. As a result, it is obvious that god would no longer like old conservative white men to breed. God's strikedown on white man penis has shocked religous communities, causing many conservatives to rethink their political views. In response to this latest setback, RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman released this statement:
"My fellow Republicans. It has been made aware to me the dysfunction that many of our penises face has caused great apprehension in our political party. I have consulted the polls and it has been determined that God is responsible. As a result, I believe that the future of our party, and our penises, lays in our ability to shift political tactics. Instead of smearing our liberal counterpart's opposition to the war in Iraq by calling them unpatriotic terrorists, we will please God's - may he have mercy on our penises - request that we care about others. We will use poor jobless black people to help our cause. Obviously, God has graced them with fertility and if we can be uniters, not dividers, we too may learn their fertility secrets. In this hour of need, we shall pray to God - may he have mercy on our penises - and ask that he helps us understand the plight of the poor and misunderstood minorities our nation is afflicted with, but whose penises work so much better than our own."
2006-07-07 07:32:09
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answered by rattwagon 4
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Liberals talk about equality and all that, but they are really racists. Have you ever noticed that the first thing a lib refers to when he talks about someone is his race? Conservatives don't do this because we look at all people as equal- at least I do. Libs look for victims and want to make people dependent on them. If you have a vast sea of victims waiting for their next welfare check from you, you'll always have people who will vote for you. Disgusting, isn't it?
2006-07-07 07:18:16
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answered by christopher s 5
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That problem exists in so many places. I live in Jamaica and life is only easy for the wealthy, everybody else have to work three times as hard and still earn way less than they are worth.
2006-07-07 07:14:45
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answered by soffy 1
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Well, the crack-addicted mother probably found out that she can no longer collect more welfare money just because she squeezes out another illegitimate baby. So, since the baby was of no use to her, she aborted it.
2006-07-07 07:13:53
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answered by innocence faded 6
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