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Anyone got any ideas how we can spice soccer up a little bit? For instance, let the players club each other with baseball bats or something? Make players run around naked? More crowd participation (eg give soccer fans beebee guns to shoot the players)?

2006-07-07 07:08:16 · 22 answers · asked by conservativeguyfromnc 2 in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

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at the end of the game, the winners will throw lobsters at the losers. while this is happening the fans in the stands will kill eachother using bazookas, snipers, axes, and REALLY pointy pencils.

2006-07-07 07:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly P 4 · 1 2

Soccer is quite interesting the way it is... provided you have the intellectual capacity to comprehend the game. You should try implementing your suggestions in cycling first (naked cyclists, hit each other with baseball bats, give the crowd beebee guns to shoot the cyclists, etc.). This might be a way of making it more appealing in North Carolina, the world capital of high culture....

2006-07-07 07:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kempes Klub 2 · 0 0

I don't think you really wanted an answer. I think that you just think you're being funny, implying that soccer is stupid. If you want it to be more interesting, do something about it. Don't be a facetious jerk and just post stupid questions on a website. Or, just shut up, watch some football with a beer, in the back of a pick-up truck, looking for some hot twins, and stop assuming that you are better than the overwhelming majority of sports fans in the world.

2006-07-08 23:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by nkbocc 2 · 0 0

Agreed; i'm American yet residing in Europe, so i'm stuck with football over the following and that is truly diverse. the great thing about that's frequently the rivalries and loyalties between international locations or cities, which when you're American doesn't actual count. I went to France with some English acquaintances the following in simple terms to root antagonistic to the French, which turned right into a lot of relaxing. the better area is that there are not any breaks or timeouts. No breaks = NO commercials! that is staggering. oftentimes, although, football is frequently an excuse for eating and partying (very equivalent to the NFL). attempt gazing the subsequent international Cup to work out what the tremendous deal is.

2016-10-14 05:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by rotchford 4 · 0 0

Well they should add six shooters in the penalty kicks. hell just add it to soccer. arm everyone including the fans with six shooters. It will put an end to soccer thankfully. It will satisfy the bloodlust of soccer fans and shooting a human target with a gun takes much more skill than kicking a ball into a net.

2006-07-08 23:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by minnesota_guy 1 · 0 0

Soccer is most watched sport in the world exept America. It is watched in 6 continents. It is interesting enough. I think the realy question is what do you have to do to enjoy soccer? I know it is hard for you to like soccer, the same way is hard for me to enjoy football or baseball. But if you would go to some games and watch soccer, but if u want to have fun, then you need to watch it in Italy or Germany, not in U.S. It is fun to watch soccer.

2006-07-07 15:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by majasim1 2 · 0 0

It's interesting enough. It is the best sport in the world. It's too bad that north Americans can't get into the sport the same way the rest of the world does.

2006-07-07 07:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh but Mother Goose how we "North Americans" do enjoy the sport. At least those of us who can appreciate the rich history of the game, the skill and talent required to play it, and its global appeal. Not all of us have to have half-dressed cheerleaders or rock star performance at half-time to be entertained. I pray they never introduce those things to soccer because it would totally cheapen its intrinsic value.

2006-07-07 07:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by Sonie 5 · 0 0

I think if they did let some of the players run around naked..I think this Cristiano Ronaldo is more than most of ladies could take! Hartattacks...Panic Attacks...E.t.c......lol!

Personaly I'm more a Arne Friedrich...kinda girl..but guess that's just me!

2006-07-07 07:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anna K 1 · 0 0

awards like:
1.hottest player of the year award
2.biggest soccer player penise award
3.hottest soccer player shirtless
im just kidding i dont know about you but i like the game and alot of the players are already cute for there own good

2006-07-07 07:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by andy(soccer girl) 1 · 0 0

By giving the athlelites hundreds of millions of dollars, allow a little me dirty play, and tell all the plays to stop being little ***** and play a real sport that allows these things.

2006-07-07 07:12:24 · answer #11 · answered by Derrick B 1 · 0 0

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