i want to negotiate, why can't i serve b4 committing the crime?

Answer 1

why do you want to commit a crime should be the question.

Answer 2

Interesting! but who knows you may be transformed in to a saint after serving! then who will commit the crime?

Answer 3

Serve now or you serve later, what difference does it make? But you could try and avoid capture after you have done it and the way the law seems to be filled with loop holes, the chances of you being left of the hook on some technicality looks pretty good!

Answer 4

Okay, let's see how this would work.

You want to commit a murder. So you go to the authorities and say, "I want to murder someone, but I want to serve whatever sentence would be imposed prior to my commiting the murder."

The judge says, "Okay, no problem. Since you are planning to murder someone, that would make the crime premeditated first-degree murder--unless you hire someone to do it, then they would need to come in and negotiate, as well."

You answer, "Yes, Your Honor, I guess so. I brought a doctor who has consented to administer the lethal procedure that would actually be the cause of death of the individual. That would be more humane. "

Then the judge looks down at his paper and writes for a few seconds. He stops writing, lifts his head and looks at you and says, "Then you are pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit a capital murder, is that correct?"

You answer, "Yes, Your Honor."

The Judge says, "And the doctor who will actually commit the murder is in the Courtroom today, is that correct?"

You answer, "Yes, sir.

The Judge says, "Will the doctor please stand and introduce himself to The Court?"

The Doctor says, "I am Doctor Death, Your Honor. I will be administering the procedure that will cause the instantaneous death of the individual."

The Judge says, "Okay. Counsellors, have you anything to add to these proceedings?"

The lawyers, in tandem, "No, Your Honor."

The Judge says, "Very well. I am ready to pass sentence. Dr. Death, you will be sentenced to death by lethal injection at a date and time to be established by this Court at a separate proceeding. Sir, you are sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for your guilty plea of conspiracy to commit murder. You are to be remanded to the custody of the State Maximum Security Unit until the end of your natural life."

The Judge turns, motions to the officers in the Court and says, "It is so ordered, and these gentlemen will take you into custody. Sentencing Hearing for Death to proceed two weeks from today's date at 9:00 a.m." Case closed.

Now----imagine the victim was an unborn child.

Answer 5

yes but what happens if you serve first then after considering the consequences of your impending action you decide to devote your life to helping your fellow man. you will have served time for something you didn't do.
NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Well there are places for people who think like you, yes just watch out for the men in white coats I'm sure they will be there soon

Answer 7

why would a crime need to be commited there is always victoms at the end of it

Answer 8

ok dude ---come on down to Texas --we'll be glad to sit you in the chair and then afterwards you can go out and off someone

Answer 9

at the rate we are going just wait we will be doing that soon

Answer 10

pre-emptive absolution!

what about time off for good behaviour?