Im so scared, I'm hiding in a closet, im scared of myself. I fear for my 2 cats, turdey and footgrowth. I don't know what to do! Everytime I blow my nose I turn into a werewolf! I try to hide from my fate, but I dont know why George Washington dood this to me! Where do I get a werewolf cure! Im scared that my cat might bite me! Yesterday, I woke up, and I was off the bed! Two days ago, I woke up, and found feathers on my pillow, and blood in my interior pants! Then, while I was cutting the garden for a salad, I found blood on my pinky!!! I putted a band-aid on it but he didnt stop!!!!1 Then 5 days ago, I sawed a puppy on the street, and I was hungry! I think I am coming down to my last days, fearing my cats might scratch my pinky! I told the polices but they said "cats dont bite!" My eyelashes are falled out one by two and i am turning into a where wolf? SO my question is......where do I find god's grave so I can kill him and stop this curse!
2006-07-07 06:44:49 · 13 answers · asked by Stephen 1 in Pets ➔ Fish
I dont have any carrots!
2006-07-07 06:54:50 · update #1
im allergic to liquids!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 06:55:04 · update #2
You were funny until you brought God into it. GET HELP KID!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 06:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Werewolf Cure
You'll need
1 cup carrot juice
1 1/2 cups of apple juice
1 1/2 cups of cranberry juice
4 tsp. of cocoa powder
5 dashes of soy sauce
4 Tb. of lemon zest
Combine all ingredients into a large stock pot. Bring to boil, then simmer for 20 minutes. Serve chilled in festive tumblers with crazy straws.
Edit/
Well, if you're allergic to liquids, then just eat a tumbler and crazy straw.
2006-07-07 13:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello? Stop blowing your nose and problem will be solved. Glue your eyelashes back in and no one will know you are a werewolf. It's true, cats don't bite. You can find dog's grave in a pet cemetary.
2006-07-07 15:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetseraph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay of the happy weed, mmkay?
2006-07-07 13:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by birdistasty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you man stay on that medication and you will be just fine.
2006-07-07 13:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
turdey and footgrowth AHAHAHA
2006-07-07 13:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go get some help
2006-07-07 14:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by memi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you have psycological problems and need to get help immeadiatly.
2006-07-07 13:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Bunny Rox my sox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r just probably just over reacting
2006-07-07 13:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by heyheyhey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-07-07 13:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by CHiNO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋