seriously wats a squirrel doin with a block of cheese?
2006-07-07 06:02:55 · 12 answers · asked by Elizabeth W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I'd be very scared. I must be losing it completely...Usually it is a beaver carrying a AK 47.
2006-07-07 06:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUDE THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE!!!
ok so first you run to the nearest tropical island and bring back a HUGE seventy foot tall banana(its the only way!). Next you throw it to the side and pull out a french canadian pirate ninja tube sock of doom named larry and throw it at the evil squirrel of doom. This of course will not work in scarying the fiend away. But alas and alack you must do it in this exact manner..otherwise...*dun dun DUN* your fate will be most foul. OK so now that the french canadian pirate ninja tube sock of doom named larry has been thrown you must, and do i say must, start doing the official "joyous penguin dance of Computor tech. Physcology". After about 7 and a 1/8 minutes you can stop. now this is very important:
LOOK the squirrel directly in the beady, beady, fiendish eye and say "you shall not pass demon monkey! Flee to the pizza box from which you came!" The squirrel will most likely say "chchchchchcheeep eepp chchchcchchc" which translates into "oh crappie! i hate shaggy orange carpet!" then he will run away, without the cheese. Quickly shove the cheese into a nearby passerbyer's stroller. then finally YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!! *dances around happily for you* i knew you could do it! ^.^
2006-07-07 13:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by anointed_light 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I steal the cheese from the squirrel. Point and laugh. Run away from the squirrel because it called his gang to beat me up. Then, find a man who knows how to make bombs. Ask him to make one for me and bomb the squirrels and kill them all.
The squirrel had a block of cheese because it stole it from a crow.
2006-07-07 13:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot the squirel, leave the cheese and take the canolies
2006-07-07 13:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by John Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laugh my head off and eat the cheese
2006-07-07 13:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Savvi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the cheese and run! that squirrel is crazy!!!!
2006-07-07 13:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by finchyguerk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be like "**** a squirl is talking to me!" I'd try to catch him and find out how smart he is and use his talents to make him famous : )
2006-07-07 13:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by girliewondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go see a doctor.
2006-07-07 13:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by soccersobczyk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably reason with him to let me go.
2006-07-07 13:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Bullet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him deez nuts!
2006-07-07 13:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by Michael O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋