Embarrasing Stories :D?

Question

Anyone have any juciy embarassing stories to share???

Answer 1

how about rushing to get in the back seat of a car.....that looks exactly like your friends, so u dont get left....only to find two old adults turning around to look at you crazy...and see your friends a couple of cars down laughing at you!

Answer 2

I came home from a club late one night (actually I don't remember going home, but I woke up in my bed the next day, so I got there somehow...) I had to go to work the next day. Hangover city...ugh....went to take a shower and saw all this freaking dirt under my nails....couldn't remember anything about how it got there....when I left for work, I opened up my front door and I had actually clawed my way like a cat through the screen door to get into my house....

The neighbors were amused...and I have never drank like that since then....

Answer 3

i don't know if you can count this as juicy but... my wife asked me to bring back a free newspapers every thursday when i went to a pub in town. Usually after downing numerous pints i would pick the free newspaper on the way out. On walking home i would always want to answer a call of nature, usually in someone front garden ( nice ) Using the newspaper for it's intended purpose in my opinion. On entering the house i would have to admit that i had used the newspaper to wipe my *** !

Answer 4

I do. Last year in marching band the person in front of me tripped on my foot because we where walking back wards. Then the rest of the group that was in front of us fell as well. And I started to cry once we where done because we lost so many points. But my buddies started to tell me funny stories as well. Also i got a senior to do the chicken dance. LOL

Answer 5

Yeah, I have one. I was riding my bike across the street and halted on a stop sign and instinctively I put down my other feet to keep me from falling. I was wearing cargo shorts but my fly was open and inside I'm wearing a very old boxer shorts.I was oblivious to the fact that my balls are peeking and two girls across the street are lauging their hearts out at me. I only noticed when I started to feel that my crotch has become a bit windy and aerodynamic. Damn!!! It still gives me goosebumps when I remember that incident.

Answer 6

I don't but my sister found her roommates little toy on their living room desk. She went to close the window and put her hand down on something squishy hard. Last week she left her skivvies in the living room. The girl needs probably to NOT have a roommate. Funny ewwwy, huh?

Answer 7

Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.

Answer 8

i was walking up the stairs at school when the period changed and my friend tripped me not knowing she was going to make me fall dead on my face. Everybody saw me and every1 was laughing. I was so mad i didn't talk 2 her 4 a couple of days.

Answer 9

No, but I had a dream last night that I kissed this guy and his lips turned into a maxi pad. (Ok, I'm lying....but hey, I got 2 points!)

Answer 10

when i was little i was sitting at my desk and my teacher was passing out blue cupcakes. she tripped on a back pack and she spilt a dozen blue cupcakes all over me. the clothes i was wearing and my hair was blue for a week.