2006-07-07 05:53:41 · 21 answers · asked by babyfish 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I would have to borrow from Steve Martin's "The Jerk":
"I was born a poor, black child in the South"
I have always loved that movie, and it gives a whole new perspective on your life story to begin with something completely fabricated.
(BTW, this is one of the best questions I have seen in here. very creative.)
2006-07-07 05:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by desperatehw 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
He was alone, thinking of the past, thinking of the future, lost today, when he discovered the secret to happiness. He tried to tell someone, but they dismissed him as a blind optimist, then he became smarter, he thought clearer, his happiness began to attract him friends, he was found, he stopped thinking the way he used to. Suddenly, years later, he forgot the secret to happiness, he began to ask his friends questions that would help him find happiness, but they didn't listen to him when he told them about the secret to happiness so they said whatever they thought they knew about happiness, but they kept leading him in the wrong direction. He soon began to obsess trying to find the secret again. He tried to recreate things that he knew had once given him happiness, but they felt fake. He only talked to his friends about refinding happiness, they thought he was acting very strange, they stopped calling him. He stopped thinking clearly, his work started to suffer, he began to lose money. He was alone, thinking of the past, thinking of the future, lost today, when he discovered the secret to happiness. He wrote it down this time.
This would be my intro, if you just heard the first sentence it wouldn't really mean much. But i do believe you have inspired me to write an autobiography one day.
2006-07-10 22:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by Austin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind". It's the first line of the movie.
2006-07-10 15:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by 1/6,833,020,409 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I adore Green Planet
2006-07-11 10:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by Believe in BIODIVERSITY. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the year of the greatest Chevy ever made, the year of American Bandstand, it was the year of the birth of many great females--Gloria Estefan, Katie Couric, me.
2006-07-07 12:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by eydieville 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Despite what you've heard multitudinous times, there really are at least a couple of people in the world who are even worse than I am and not quite all of the horrific things that people say about me are true."
2006-07-07 12:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a very sultry day when first I laid my eyes on a man with a mask as he held me upside down and smacked my ***.
2006-07-07 12:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by 49er 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times-but man never a dull moment.
2006-07-07 13:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl with astounding abilities and one astounding medical problem
2006-07-07 12:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all have something in common, we are born, the moment after that we become unique.
2006-07-11 06:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋