lets hear ur best one
2006-07-07 05:36:31 · 13 answers · asked by Jordan T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping...the bears gotta hide THEIR food up a tree.
2006-07-07 05:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by trucker3977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2006-07-07 05:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by Rings_around_Saturn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Son: What is an Idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries o explain his ideas in such a strtange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: no
2006-07-07 05:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Gulliver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A German, an Australian and a Mexican are aboard a plane. They tell each other they can tell where they are by sticking their arm out of the plane. The German sticks his arm out of the plane and says, "We are in Germany". The others ask "how do you know?" The German replies, "cos it's so cold"
Then the Australian sticks his arm out and he says, "No, we're in Australia!" The others ask, "how do you know?" and he replies, "cos it's so warm!"
Then the Mexican sticks his arm out and back in. "We are in Mexico!" The others ask, "how do you know?" and he replies, "cos my watch is gone!"
2006-07-07 06:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke that john mccain could be an appropraite standard bearer for the republican party is hilarious
2006-07-07 05:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
2006-07-07 06:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by aleacia f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does an eighty year old lady taste like when you go down on her?
Depends!
2006-07-07 05:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex is like a game of bridge...all you need is a good partner or a good hand.
Pharmaceutical name for Viagra.... Mycoxaphloppyn
2006-07-07 05:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Saber 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is like a pool table. I put 75 cents in her to get her to rack my balls.
top that one.
2006-07-07 05:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go to upcheer.com or just look up jokes on th yahoo search bar.
2006-07-08 18:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋