Ladies: We've heard it all. So please tell me the most ridiculous lie you've heard from a man.
"Gentle"men: You know you've done it (and I'm sure a few have had women lie but that's not the point here)...please tell us some of the crap you've handed women.
2006-07-07 05:14:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's 8".
2006-07-07 05:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have the Biggest ____________ you have ever seen
If you love me, you'll give me whatever I want
I have alot of money, I enheirted close to a million dollars, would you like to go to White Castles to eat?
I live in a huge house( you end up going to a trailer)
I have a Harley Davidson, ( it ends up being a honda)
Just suck on it, I have been told by other women it tastes like strawberries,
When they say they can last for over an hour, ( it ends up less than 3 minutes, and You think, dang why did I take me clothes off for this)?
2006-07-07 05:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I caught my boyfriend of 3.5 years cheating. He actually flew to another state to see this woman, while he was away he tried to convince me that he was working a lot of hours and that's why I hadn't seen him. I called his cell the last day of his trip (he had been gone a week) and she answered his phone; he had been with her the entire time. This was his lie...verbatim..."Nothing happened. I don't know what I'm doing here. It was a huge mistake". His a$$ was only sorry because he got caught!
F.Y.I : We are no longer together.
2006-07-07 17:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord have mercy, where do I begin?
"Your birthday is in April? All the prettiest girls are born in April." Excuse me, choking back some vomit.
"I tried to call you but there was no answer." 2 words: voice mail.
"She's just a friend." Then why were you both naked??
And my personal favorite... "I'm leaving work right now." Wow, traffic must be terrible if it takes 2 hours to travel 5 miles.
2006-07-07 05:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the stupidest lie is when men say ," I'll be home late tonight, I got to do inventory at the office". And then you go to the office to drop some food for your honey off and you catch him having sex with his secretary. It's a sick world.
2006-07-07 05:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by The Queen Bee Mother of 5! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not necessarily a lie that i found stupid, but i got so annoyed when the only think my ex would compliment me on was hot "HOT" i looked, and he would repeat it millions of times- well it showed that he wasnt my type of guy, even tho i loved it at first, it got to be really old and made me realize he only saw me for a piece of ***. bye-bye to him!
2006-07-07 05:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by K8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most stupidiest lie every girl hears atleast once in her lifetime is... Oh I will be there in about 5 minutes... right?... every girls heard it before!!!... and 5 minutes turns into 5 hours gradually!!
2006-07-07 05:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Taru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
35 year old marine !! ...... i don't know anything I'm still a virgin show me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha still makes me laugh even better was the look on his face as i walked out in fits of tummy crippling laughter ..... not that i have anything against virgins
2006-07-07 05:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by whoami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they lie about the size of their penis.when I lie about it I say it's smaller because if you lie and say it's bigger when you get caught it's disappointing but if you lie and say it's small when you get caught it's a bonus.
2006-07-07 05:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend was going to see if boyfriend was cheating so she was going to see if he would let her put hickeys on his neck well the day she was going to do it someone beat her to it and he had the balls to tell her those arent hickeys on my neck there scratches. LOL!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-07 05:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by THE_GURL_SO_SEXXI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋