Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Paddy politely ignored the englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.
The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied "Of course".
The Englishman blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In England we only eat whats inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Ireland"
The Englishman had a smirk on his face. Paddy listened in silence.
The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Sighing, Paddy replied "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them , transform them into jam and sell it to Ireland."
2006-07-07 05:10:21 · 7 answers · asked by Chrissie 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Paddy then asked "Do you have s*x in England?"
The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away of course."
Now it was Paddys turn to smile. "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England.
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!"
(Wrigleys is a brand of chewing gum in the UK and Ireland)
2006-07-07 05:11:01 · update #1
It's a joke... it's not one bit true.
2006-07-07 05:20:47 · update #2
HAAHHAHAAAA!!!! Ok, THAT is FUNNY!!! =)
2006-07-07 05:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful joke, but Wrigley's is a chewing gum company based in Chicago. Perhaps you've heard of Wrigley Field- Home of the Chicago Cubs? Thus the gum is recycled here and sent to Ireland...
;)
2006-07-07 13:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one but that is gross.
I really didnt know that & is that really true that recycle used condoms & turn them N2 gum, cuz if they do then that is the grossest thing that I have ever read about N my whole entire life.
2006-07-07 12:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That was a good one. My first laugh of the day. Thank you!
:P
2006-07-10 07:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by whtecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really nice...can't stop laughing...LMAO
2006-07-07 12:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~d0g5 aR3 p30pl3 t0o~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like that one
2006-07-07 12:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny : )
2006-07-07 12:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by the man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋