Kim Jong Il, maniacal president of North Korea and devoted movie buff, has finally agreed to give up his lust for long-range nuclear missiles in exchange for one night of forbidden passion with Hollywood bombshell Angelina Jolie.
The swanky Axis of Evil party boy issued a statement saying he likes "bad girls" and inviting Jolie to come and personally inspect his "weapon of mass destruction."
A source close to Jolie's luscious, pouty lips said the actress/international activist is "intrigued" by the opportunity to defuse the volatile North Korean whackjob. Hollywood insiders say she'd love to put a Nobel Peace Prize next to the Oscar she won for "Girl Interrupted" in 1999.
To sweeten the deal for Jolie, United Nations goodwill ambassador and mother of an adopted Cambodian boy, Jong Il said she can take her pick of cuddly impoverished North Korean infants.
"Hey, I'm no Brad Pitt. But I know how to party," said Jong Il. "And if Mr. Pitt wants a piece of me, my bodyguards will go 'Fight Club' upside his pretty face."
Meanwhile, the international paparazzi is on a state of high alert, with tabloids reportedly willing to pay up to $10.3 million for a photograph of the dictator "canoodling" with the movie queen.
A spokesman said that if the Jolie negotiations fall through Jong Il might be willing to bang Paris Hilton in exchange for relinquishing a rusty Soviet machine gun
2006-07-07 04:27:08 · 10 answers · asked by anseru 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
That has got to be one of the funniest thing I have read.
You "ROCK".
HAHAHAHAHA
You evil minded punk you lol.
2006-07-07 04:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't? They did the same thing when Kim Il-Sung died. The DPRK is basically a nation sized personality cult, I wouldn't be surprised if the citizens would actually get in trouble for not crying over Kim Jong-Il's death.
2016-03-27 07:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great imagination on your part, but seriously some people are just not trustworthy. He will still destroy the world while he is having fun with Jolie. We should send Cruise for MI4 and take the entire NK out and make it a Hollywood resort.
2006-07-07 04:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by D L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...just level the country and let South Korea have the land to develop.
2006-07-07 04:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by large_link 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick puppy. I like that in a person! Your scenario is nothing short of brilliant! Still, I fear we couldn't trust the little puke any farther than his sorry missiles would fly (at least so far)...
2006-07-07 04:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by aboukir200 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ***** great
i personall would like to play dodge ball with Kim Jong Il, only using hand grenades. If i die, or if he dies, either way it would do
the world a great favor ;)
2006-07-07 04:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it. Very funny and interesting
2006-07-07 04:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by TJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny! You'd make a good entertainment writer. Thanks for the comic relief!
2006-07-07 05:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so dang funny, good one
2006-07-07 05:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by tpurtygrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA nice!
2006-07-11 13:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by cognitively_dislocated 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋