2006-07-07 03:52:31 · 15 answers · asked by camelman_187 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-09 15:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 525 butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 650 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 3641 butt cords was attained on 6-15-1996 .
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-07-07 03:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by kwahaddi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-07 04:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by shelster10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, but a woodchuck can't chuck wood. So he won't.
2006-07-07 03:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by PiccChick12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. cuz a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
2006-07-07 05:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by underpressure45 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood lol.. foxi
2006-07-07 04:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by psychicfiles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-07 04:01:11 · answer #7 · answered by kittenpaws 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
47
2006-07-07 03:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much as he could,
if a wood chuck could chuck wood!!
2006-07-07 04:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Angel247 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd chuck like a roman till he pukes
2006-07-07 03:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by suzannet79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋