Imagine playing the game of Risk, the phone rings,....?

Question

you are winning the game, and so involved, you tell the friend on the other end of the phone, "I'm abnout to attack the EasternUnited States, I'll call you back later." Also on the phone are government agents, tapping your phone line. All of a sudden within an hour, your house is surrounde dby FBI. What do you do?

Answer 1

I would quickly call CNN and expose our government agents for the idiots they are.

Answer 2

stay with me cuz this is gonna go fast, once they arrive, i would quickly run in slow motion to the back door of the front of the house, while at the same time grabbing the bazooka i keep in the kitchen drawer, now when i open the door, the FBI would start shooting, at this time is when i start dodging them. When they run out of bullets, i grab my super lucky deodorant and throw it at one of the agents. While they all are confused about what just happened, i, in the blink of an eye, do just that, blink my eye. Just when they think they've got me, i launch the "laser" that i put on the moon and by that means, succeeding in my mission to conquer Haiti and have chickens as my army

Answer 3

I would first jump on a chair and do a backflip. I would land precisely on the kitchen table. They would be astonished by my skill and quick thinking. With this split second I could grab my heatseaker that I had in my back pocket in case either the FBI tried to attack me or the mailman gave me somebody elses mail and I would shoot the door so that I would be able to run away.

Answer 4

Turn in cards to get bonus armies to trounce the FBI.

BTW, the FBI tap wasn't in the phone, it's on the Risk board. It's implanted right under Iceland.

Answer 5

Yer a n00b for attacking Eastern US. North America is for loosers. Be a real man and conquer Asia.

Answer 6

lol i would say i already took over the west coast

Answer 7

um OK that last post was odd...