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For all those of you bored at work today...

If one thing could happen in your office / place of work right now that would spring you out of your boredom...what would it be?

Feel free to let that imagination run riot!!

2006-07-07 02:52:21 · 8 answers · asked by Firematt26 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

8 answers

when i worked in an office i used to dream that everyone would suddenly tell the truth and watch the chaos ensue.
the employees really saying what they think of their bosses and the deadlines, who's having a fling with whom... and so on and so forth.
it was always a very amusing thought to wonder who would say what to whom.
wishful thinking

2006-07-07 03:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by magrelle2126 3 · 4 1

If I could I would start normal...go next door to the restaurant and have a drink, then ten. Be loud and obnoxious so they kick me out. That pisses me off so bad I go to the strip club down the road, drink even more. Have 20 lap dances by the top 5 hotties, while they feed me pizza and put money in MY pockets. Eventually take all 5 of them home to play video games while they pleasure themselves and me at the same time and my buddies are there to watch, but CAN'T get involved, but one is nice enough to video tape this and send it to my ex-girlfriend with a time bomb that explodes after viewing it. The end of the games/orgy end with the women cleaning up after wards while I discover I won the lottery during the lust fest and arrange this type of madness at least once a day...OH and Iron Maiden plays a private concert during ALL of this.

2006-07-07 10:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yes getting to go home early
or someone brings you lots of food and then says you can go home early
or someone sends me a present or flowers
or we all decide to watch a movie instead of work
or i just got a raise
or i just won the lottery and i quit
or the building has closed down for a week for maintenance so i don't have to work for a week
or us getting free tickets to an amusement park and we get to take a few free days off
or a suprise party that I didn't know about for someone else because i still get to not work and eat yummy stuff
or the boss comes out and says "nap time" and we all get to lay our head on our desk and take a 4 hour nap
or knowing that i get off work in 20-40 minutes and get to go home and relax very soon :]

2006-07-07 10:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by crystal & benjamin 5 · 0 0

Well if Brad Pitt walked in and gave me a lap dance I don't think I would be bored.

2006-07-07 09:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by doodle 5 · 0 0

Getting to go home early!

2006-07-07 09:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0 0

I want my boss to give me some head.... then a little train action..... lol

i work from home... so none of that

2006-07-07 09:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Joose 4 · 0 0

someone slipping on a banana peel.

2006-07-07 09:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Link 4 · 1 0

i don't work.

2006-07-07 10:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by kara 5 · 0 0

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