Which form do I need to take over the world?

Answer 1

Oooh that was on Dangermouse, hmm or was it in my head, ahh well I think it was 76545B you have to fill it in, send it off, send it back, lose it, find it, dance a jig on it, spin around, find out you needed form 76545A do the same, go to the secret moonlab, lasso Jupiter and then you'll be ruler of the world :)

Answer 2

Well I am not sure of the exact one but you first need to fill in the application form for the leader of the world form which is 736 pages long. Then you will need proof of age, proof of adress, proof of existence, proof of citizenship of this universe, proof that you are a human being, and a photograph of yourself and 3 cats. nAfter that, you should be able to get the right form which is approximately 9672 pages long and then you have to wait 1 month for your application to be processed and another 65 years for a decision to be made.

I made it that way so no-one would ever take my place! It was so easy when you just had to say "I rule the world" and you did.

Answer 3

Form 221-A (Villain Group Creation permit) available from:

ARACHNOS Administrative Tower
1000 Marconeville Bvd
Port Oakes 10211
Rogue Isles

You are not required to show proof of identity or demonstrate actual ability, although registrar may insist on practical exam of your monologuing and evil laughter skills. (Tip: "muhahahahaha" always sounds better from the back of the throat).

No dress code for exam, although sufficiently impressive steel bustiers / spiked shoulder pads may earn bonus points for artistic impression. Marks may be deducted for jeans and t-shirt - no-one conquered the world by slacking, except for Ferris Bueller.

Proof must be provided of intent, sufficient funding or business plan to illicitly obtain sufficient funding, and sufficient staff / henchmen / big stompy robots to carry out the plan.

Plan then becomes intellectual property of ARACHNOS... as do you.

Answer 4

The President of the United States.

Answer 5

Hmmmmmmm, I think you should speak to BaBy Abbot that!

I think you need form E111, that's in case of injury, you need J270987645321, fill it in in triplicate, form 000000009999998876543212343456578, fill it in in duplicate, scribble all the bits out where you've gone wrong, check an double check, change some of the answers, reread, realise it's too complicated, rip the forms up, throw them away and give up!!!

Answer 6

1525A if you are single with no dependents
1525B if you are single with at least 2 dependents
1525D if you are married to a crossdressing anthropologist with at least 2 but no more than 18 dependents who are legally blind, deaf, and purple; AND are itemizing deductions, but ONLY if for farm expenses, and ONLY if you incurred a loss of such farm due to alien invasion, and ONLY if you have not previously filed a 2319 pretax hairloss reimbursement claim, and ONLY on a Tuesday. IF we feel like it. Which we don't.

Answer 7

I think you would need the ID-10-T form. Take out the dashes - ID10T form.

Get it?

Answer 8

That is an AFG-1033, needs to be filled in triplicate with black biro and in block capitals.

You can find them on the counter at the battalion QM's.

Answer 9

Nuclear Button No One I believe!

Answer 10

the inter planetary requisitions form 1a /its all mine*6
can be obtained at stellar galactic configurations,
PO box get it while there hot
there lovely co
milky way
second planet on the left
no your other left.

warning all new contracts are binding

and you are responsible for the cleaning/
maintained and up keep of any planet you are allocated.
signed here in full..................... date...................

payment visa.. cc cash,, sole,,,,,

declaration of nuttiness

i the above signed ....................... here by agree to all therms and conditions as to be put down at a later date. i declare i shall clean up the world. end all wars clean all rivers,
signed in blood ......................................