Be nice - They're on this forum!
2006-07-05 23:47:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
He or she would be the first quadrapalegic wimbledon singles winner, because he or she would be able to compute instantly the vector and velocity of opponents shots and be able to intercept them with a specially rigged tongue operated racket, whilst banging on about the whole damn universe thingy and promoting gay women's rights and probably be extremely beautiful to behold...any other questions?
2006-07-05 23:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
Stephtina Hawkilova
If they're on this forum, then I'd rather not say anything at all. With a question like that, it's very tempting to make fun of them both, even though I have the greatest respect for Professor Hawking.
With Martina being lesbian and Stephen being in a wheelchair, I'd say the baby would be a cardboard cutout with the word "baby" written on it.
2006-07-06 10:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Hrodulf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Theoretical Tennis Player.
2006-07-06 07:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sponge Bob
2006-07-06 06:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tennis player with a brain?
2006-07-06 06:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably someone who could volley a planet at 100 mph and write a formula proving that it was 'in'.
2006-07-06 06:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by ADRIAN J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very ugly baby that is very smart and extremely good at tennis.
2006-07-06 06:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey Basement 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a brilliant tennis player and an eminent Physicist with a high IQ...
2006-07-06 19:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by hasina_ghani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe 90 (one for the oldies)
2006-07-06 18:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by daveheez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well seen as Martina is a lesbian, it wouldnt happen!
2006-07-06 06:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr Devious...you have stolen my thunder. I was going to say exactly the same.
Great mind, they think alike but alas fools...
;-)
2006-07-06 06:56:16 · answer #11 · answered by fount_of_all_knowledge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋