I am stuck at work and i can't for the life of me kill this b0ner in my pants. It is seriously throbbing down my leg and growling. I cant masturbate because people will catch me. what are some things you can do to kill a rogue b0ner? i tried thinking of dead kittens, black women, get raped by a guy, and other atrocities but its still there. help!
2006-07-05 22:40:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
plain. cold. water.
Go secretely to the toilet with a glassful of iced water. Pour on your dinky. You should feel some chill-shock immediately but it should do the work of killing the b0ner.
2006-07-05 22:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can ejaculate quickly, go to the bathroom, let it out and go back to work. Or if you have a lunch break go to your car, cover yourself with a sweatshirt or something and let it out. Or right before work try to ejaculate and help keep stiffies down.
2006-07-05 23:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Still Thinking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom and relieve yourself in one of the toilet stalls. Sit down and whack it off - clean up - wash your hands and return to your desk.
And get rid of the porn on your workstation.
2006-07-06 13:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black Women? You rasicst, Are you saying black women are unattractive??!! What right do you have to say that?!I hope that your penis falls off.
If im incorrect and maybe you just have a gramatical issue, Sorry. Otherwise, You are not welcome in this world.
2006-07-06 00:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by chechzrepublic69 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
go in the restroom and with your pants down splash cold water on you crank and see if that helps
2006-07-05 22:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you masturbate in the toilet?
2006-07-05 23:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about me.
2006-07-05 22:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by Marilyn Monroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
short of castration..there's nothign you can do unless you wear real tight underwear....
2006-07-06 01:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by sstooc2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some medication.
2006-07-08 12:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call lorena bobitt, she can help
2006-07-05 23:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋