2006-07-05 19:15:52 · 19 answers · asked by ashishmulye 3 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Stop mucking around and dancing round the edges...we all know what you're talking about.
A good professional "employee" starts at around US $10K and anywhere up to about US $50K depending on your "subject".
Now, it's always important to pay "dead presidents" which are UNTRACEABLE...whaddaya think the "johnnie rockets" will say when they see a "sizeable" "order to go" a week before his/her "termination"? They won't say anything! They'll take you straight downtown for "hamburgers"!
It's important to not mention this to anyone. The slightest slip could unleash the cold fury of justice upon you.
If anyone finds out you plan to hire a "hitman" to "kill" "your boss" you could be in deep "s**t!!!!"...........whoops, sorry...I guess I've let the cat out of the bag.
Seriously though, you'd be amazed how killing somebody can sometimes solve things...
2006-07-05 19:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without quitting your job or risking jail, here's one sure way to get rid of that annoying boss.
Give the boss's name to all the professional recruiters you can find, both local and national. Find something good to say about him or her that isn't completely bogus. Maybe tell them that this is a manager with a unique approach to meeting challenges or that any company would be fortunate to get this person to do outstanding work for them. (Note careful wording.) If you can spread the name out there, your troubles probably be gone to greener pastures within a few months.
I've done this twice. The first time it took 5 months; the second time I contacted more recruiters plus got somebody in HR to give me a copy of his resume to send out and he was gone in just over 10 weeks.
2006-07-06 03:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by roxburger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u cant physically then mentally just ignore him i hate some one at work he is thinking he is the boss
2006-07-06 02:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by stloa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry brother, but the only way u can do that is by leaving your work, coz no boss will leave to satisfy you, so you can think about it and straight after that you can forget about it....
2006-07-06 02:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by cominatsha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i don't know about bosses, but i do know how to get rid of professors, this might work
1.) put lsd in his coffee
2.) accuse him of sexual harassment
3.) make him seem crazy in front of people
4.) say he has said ethnic slurs to you
2006-07-06 02:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by chunky monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use witchcraft against them, if you're lucky enough to be a Wiccan.
2006-07-06 03:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by spookykid313 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work hard..get a promotion..become ur boss's boss... and finally fire him...
2006-07-06 02:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Deep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy the company.
2006-07-06 03:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by matt H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit your job.
Second best:
Change department etc within your same company.
(Further development :)
2006-07-06 02:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Hansinchina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit your job.
2006-07-06 02:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by wandering_canuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋