This is just a lil' something I came up with while listening toLed Zepplin today,...And who says rock n' roll will rot your brain?! Heh, heh!!!
1) Everyone stands for something...me, I stand for getting up off the floor!
2) A fool and his money are soon parted...by someone smart enough to jack his a**!
3) If you want something done right...spend the extra money you tighta**!
4) When all is said and done...it has already been said and done you idiot!
5) Either pay attention...or just pay me!
6) When something is finger lickin' good...it better be disease free!
7) How much wood can a woodchuk chuck?...go and ask the lil' bastard!
8) I took sex education in school...but i still don't know how to do it!
9) If you want to be my friend then be nice, but if you're gonna be nasty...then my bedroom is right this way!
10) Don't do drugs...do ME instead!
11) If I had to do it all over again...I would DO IT longer and with more frequency!
2006-07-05 17:05:22 · 15 answers · asked by The Good Humor Man 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
12) In order for me to have patience with you...you first must leave!
13) Do unto other's...and prosper from it!
14) Did you know that Kim Il Jong wants peace?...Yeah, piece of South Korea, piece of Japan, piece of China...
These are just a few things off of the top of my head...now, does anyone have a wig I could borrow?!
2006-07-05 17:09:23 · update #1
AWSOME!!!!!!!!! i agree with ur random thoughts!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-05 17:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 6⤋
Not bad. But why waste them on here? Start your own t-shirt company and get them screen-printed on.
I hope you become a rich man someday and reward me generously for helping you to get your start.
2006-07-06 00:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Annette R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like # 9.
2006-07-06 00:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by sweet & sour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you think too much, but hey, i'm not complaining.
you remind me of my little brother doing his stand up comedy, oh wait, i forgot, he wants to sit on the job.
2006-07-06 00:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by AutumnGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmmm. not so sure about these.You sound a little sexually frustrated.
2006-07-06 00:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame.
2006-07-06 00:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by joyfulnoise83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even zepplan had a life you need to find one
2006-07-06 00:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by buttermint1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are really cool
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2006-07-06 00:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are good but some are a little ehh..
2006-07-06 00:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Summer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-07-06 00:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-06 00:11:51 · answer #11 · answered by nutman42240 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋