Weird question but someones gotta ask it!?

Question

I need answers to these
1)What does this say..."youarenowhere"
2)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
3)Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
4)Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
5)How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
6)If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Answer 1

1. you are nowhere
2. you succeeded in failing
3. we would be in a sad world
4. very
5. they put the signs on the grass, then mow around them :)
6. no

Answer 2

1) You are now here.
2) You succeed at failing.
3) Same place, same time, talkin' to ourselves.
4) Nope - I've always been the guinea pig
5) Someone Mission Impossible-d down from the sky in a harness and put it there
6) Yep. That's one thing pathological liars don't lie about.

Answer 3

1. you are no where, 2. you have failed, 3. here, still answering you question, 4. two, to, too, practice, practice, 5. someone put them there just as the grass needed to be " not stepped on", 6. No because a pathological liar does not want to be know as a "pathological liar" because that would ruin his ambition to be "one" and utterly destroy his Pathological lying.

Answer 4

Riddle me this: Why are there Braille buttons on a DRIVE UP ATM Machine??

1. You have to be somewhere.
2. You have failed to succeed. You're a loser. Next question....
3. We would be productive members of society.
4. YEA! No Sh**! How productive are "interns" too??? They work for 2 days straight! Have you ever tried to make a reasonable decision on 15 minutes of sleep in 2 days? I don't even know my OWN name if I don't get enough sleep!
5. The aliens put them there.
6. U got a point there.

Answer 5

whats up.x Dont sense weird and wonderful for asking. What your conversing about perhaps said as a "white lie", somewhat lie to guard someone or get out of a few thing. mendacity to guard someone would nicely be solid and can want to be undesirable, mendacity to guard someone as long as that man or woman is secure. definite thats precise, many jews hid everywhere to conceal from the nazi's in the experience that they were stuck they were despatched to concentration camps and gas chambers. So mendacity thus to guard someone is solid. No it really is not undesirable as long as you've the fellow's amazing activity at heart. desire i helped =)

Answer 6

1. You are nowhere.
2. Both!
3.Getting straight answers.
4.Yes, it is.
5. Little worms or slugs put them up.
6.Of course not!

Answer 7

Since I'm bored...

1. youarenowhere
2. succeed
3. since you don't expect answers to rhetorical questions the same place we are now
4. I never thought of that before but not really
5. there wasn't grass when it was first put there
6. probably not because they wouldn't admit it

Answer 8

1.‘You were no where’ and ‘you are now here’

2.you have succeeded to fail!

3.Here.

4.Yeah, but do you want them ‘practicing’ on you?

5.By retractable arms.

6.Yes… No… hmmm… maybe

Answer 9

Hahaha! They are really clever! I like #1 and #2 the best!

Answer 10

1) you are no where
2) failed to fail
3) somewhere
4) it is
5) put there by angels
6) i would, why would someone lie, about being a patholigical liar