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2006-07-05 16:05:42 · 41 answers · asked by UKbigman91 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
1. Yes, the microwave was on.
2. The door is broken, so it will turn on with out it being closed.
3. It felt pretty good!
4. My penis was a little warm afterwards and had a slight tingling sensation.
2006-07-05 16:19:29 · update #1
Well you couldnt shut the door,
So I guess so.
Just dont slam the door on it. :)
Other than that Im not sure, If you get logic outta the way and think really "What if you turned the microwave on with your penis in there what would happen?"
Then I dunno. It would get real hot and cook? Depending on how long its in there.
Keep the peeny away from the appliances :) Especially the blender!!!
2006-07-05 16:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Branwen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends, is the microwave on? OR is it off? If the microwave is on, then YES, TOTALLY SAFE.....It isn't good to place your penis in a microwave that is not on. One question though...how did you close the door?
2006-07-05 16:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by pussy_kat_365 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just put a hot dog in the microwave for 5 minutes and see what happens that should answer your question quite nicely
2006-07-05 16:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by taracint 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-26 21:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long did you put it in for?
2014-04-21 16:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's not wrapped in foil and for just 37 seconds at 75% heat. Garnish and serve!
2006-07-05 16:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by spolie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penis in Microwave = a very painful "cooked weeny" plus reconstructive surgery. Oh and by the way thanks for the 2 points.
2006-07-05 16:11:03 · answer #7 · answered by spiritwise333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. How would you close the door for one but dude use common sense. No it's not safe!
2006-07-05 16:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Andy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes and u get the best sasuage in the world
u can sell it for a fortune and live happily ever after
2006-07-05 16:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no unless you find a way to cut ur penis off and then put it back on without pain
2006-07-05 16:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by babyboo99889 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋