A man stranded on a desert island sees a woman walking on the beach wearing a scuba suit. He runs up to her jumping up and down saying how glad it is to see her. She smiles at him and pulls down a little of her scuba suit and pull out 2 cigarettes. They share a smoke. Then she asks if he would like a drink. So she pulls the zipper down of her scuba suit a little more and pulls out 2 small bottles of whiskey. They share a drink together, then once again she pulls down the zipper of her suba suit and she asks him if he would like to play around.---He tells her, "How did you fit golf clubs in their.
2006-07-05 16:01:45 · 8 answers · asked by c f 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Amusement Parks
FUNNY
2006-07-05 16:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by LongShot™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that was clean, but it's not the dirtiest joke ever and anyone who probably shouldn't hear it wouldn't understand it anyway. It's subtle, funny enough to get a laugh and most importantly, it's not tasteless. I think that you could get away with saying that any place except where you wouldn't normally say jokes. (Like during church service or a funeral.)
2006-07-05 23:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so clean, but funny
2006-07-09 22:03:21 · answer #3 · answered by Yankeefan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to clean but funny.
2006-07-06 14:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-05 23:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by olinfroid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea ... not so much .. but i like it... good joke.
2006-07-05 23:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by hott_mandi42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!. That was funny!!!!& cute too.!!!!.
2006-07-05 23:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by sqishieears 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so much...
2006-07-05 23:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by Report Abuse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋