Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at books till they give him information.
2006-07-05 15:08:52 · 11 answers · asked by Rockstar 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Brokeback Mountain was a movie about two gay cowboys. It's also the name of the pile of badguys after a Chuck Norris fight.
2006-07-05 15:12:23 · update #1
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, the Grim Reaper just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet!!
2006-07-05 15:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by BIGRED 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris Jokes are the best...ever.
2006-07-05 23:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by B.Dahlia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the second time in the last 20 minutes someone got it right! Chuck Norris is Rad! He is beyond all of us and should be worshipped.
2006-07-05 22:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by pineapple_34_34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super-Man wears Chuck Norris pj's to bed
2006-07-05 22:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by Campbell Gramma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris wouldn't survive in a real fight
2006-07-05 22:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no life after Chuck.
2006-07-05 22:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by eddygordo19 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were referring to TWO DOLLAR CHUCK!
2006-07-05 22:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he would beat the info out of them
2006-07-05 22:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-07-05 22:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the Indian in him.
2006-07-05 22:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by Georgia Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋