I love " it's not easy being easy" and " I had a nightmare I was a blonde"
2006-07-05 13:46:44 · 60 answers · asked by Jayme 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I have one that says "I don't make mistakes...I DATE them" I get a lot of laughs and inquiries as to where I bought it!
2006-07-05 13:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
It was a camo shirt and says shhh i'm hiding from stupid people... then umm a cross bone skull says you kill me.
then i have 2 shirts that says, made you look, and for an minute there you bored me (it has the heart beat thing you see when you are hooked up to those heart montitors and so on the shirt it has that with a flat line in the middle)
2006-07-05 13:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gothic Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once saw a shirt on a girl in a picture, the woman had bowling balls stuck to her chest. on the shirt was the rules and policies of some company. the rules and policy's where about sexual harassment and what would be considered sexual harassment and how it would be handled. i didn't get to read everything (i was being distracted by something) oh yeah, did i mention it was a wet t-shirt too.
2006-07-05 13:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by cesar g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It will be a great day when our schools have enough money, and the military has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber" seen on a tee shirt in a catalog.
2006-07-05 13:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by Swede 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's this one shirt of three people. One is on a step stool pouring a beer into a funnel which the second person is holding and the third person is drinking out of it and it reads: "Team Work"
2006-07-05 13:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nic Jones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Born to go fishing, forced to work
They pretend to pay, I pretend to work
When the chips are down the buffalo is empty
My Carma ran over your Dogma
2006-07-05 13:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by n317537 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl shirt across the chest said "I'm up here!" arrow pointing up /I\ on a Fat man!
OR
Although the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.
2006-07-05 14:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by laremyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"redheads are hot"
also:
if
you're
not
living
on
the
edge,
you're
taking
up
too
much
space
also, one for Oregon Country Fair (annual hippie gathering)
picturing a cardboard stand-up of Jerry Garcia and caption:
"You must be this High to enter."
2006-07-05 14:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on the back of a tee shirt of a motorcycle rider. "If you can read this..the ***** fell off
2006-07-05 13:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by coffeeman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A shirt from hollister with a convertible and it said "better topless
2006-07-05 13:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by Taylurr Babee. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Curiosity killed the cat. But for a while I was the suspect"
"Keep Laughing. This is your girlfriend's shirt."
"The voices in my head think you have mental problems."
and "He's not my boyfriend. He's my bag carrier."
There are others to, but I can't remember them.
2006-07-12 02:11:49 · answer #11 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋